Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[Neonred 3,968]

13 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Groggily prepping ourself for ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s repast at half an hour before noon, grogprep we man.

Tryptophan coma to follow, high odds man.

 

Give her a big hug and kiss...for all of us.

[TBoneTX 48,555]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Give her a big hug and kiss...for all of us.

She's not a rubia, so why, no and huh man?

[TBoneTX 48,555]

Thrilling Thursday/Thanksgiving report, see man:

 

Pretty good zzz despite shoulder, zzz well enough we man.

Breakfast for miu was Fancy Feast turkey, ingest miu man.

 

Attendees at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s lunch were us, ex-she man, Mini-B., Cousin Mini-B., & Cousinette Mini-B., quorum man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had supermarketed for a meal kit, efficient ex-she man man.

We stuffed ourself with 2 full plates of turkey, ham, stuffing, and green bean casserole, ingest we man.

This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, sated we man.

We then zzz'd out on the couch next to sleeping mini-miu, little orange boy man.

Family from Ecu then video-called, call they man.

To them, ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed us zzz-ing,  man.

We up-woke just enough in dazed fashion to not completely embarrass ourself, dazed we man.

 

Afterward, went to Dollar General for a couple of items, DG we man.

As hoped, got register receipt for $Many-off-$Many on Saturday,  man.

We shall return for that, F$WM.

 

After DG-ing, we adjourned to the casa for a roaring siesta, tryptophan coma we man.

Shoulder awoke us only a couple of minutes before alarm, improvement man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

The only 2 ESs this weekend are far afield,  but not unexpected man.

We shall errand along that route, adaptable we man.

Two thrift stores are also itineraried, at least one doing half-off everything man.   

It will be crucial that we arise and begin early, anathema to every fiber of our being man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,555]

WCG is in London for Mrs. WCG's visa caucus on Manycember 1, finally man.  She's missing her birth certificate, so a Vietnamese lawyerette is trying to obtain it from Vietnam ASAP, unsure about success there man.  When the visa is finally granted, it would be an IR-1, thankfully man.

[Neonred 3,968]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She's not a rubia, so why, no and huh man?

 

I'm still rooting for you two.

And think how happy Mini-B will be.

 

Nothing special about rubias.  Been there and done that a couple of times.  Next time around I'm trying something different!

[Neonred 3,968]

A few weeks ago I watched an episode of Frontline about the drug war in Ecuador.  Most of the program was in Esmeraldas?  Northern Ecuador.

 

A lot of shot up bodies, and NO attractive women.

[Ban Hammer 14,721]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

I'm still rooting for you two.

And think how happy Mini-B will be.

 

Nothing special about rubias.  Been there and done that a couple of times.  Next time around I'm trying something different!

i think kip had the right idea - look for a mute gymnast. 

[Neonred 3,968]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

i think kip had the right idea - look for a mute gymnast. 

LOL

 

I miss Kip. 

 

As I remember VJ couldn't wait to get rid of him.  I used to communicate with him on Facebook, but not in some time now.  Last I knew his ex-wife moved down here to south FL.

 

 

Edited yesterday at 05:10 PM by Neonred

[TBoneTX 48,555]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm still rooting for you two.

Well, gracias, si man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

And think how happy Mini-B will be.

Dunno how he'd feel about it, no man.  He'd be off-urinated if it didn't work for a second time, si man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Nothing special about rubias

Anathema, si man!  Heresy, si man!  Outrageous, si man!  Reported!!!!!

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Next time around I'm trying something different

Only thing left is a roja or morena, si man, and Many,000,000 more morenas than anything else, standard hair man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Northern Ecuador [...], and NO attractive women.

That's because everyone in Peru is ugly, see man.

Uh, wait, man... Peru is south of Ecu, si man...

[TBoneTX 48,555]

Friday ES report, see man:

On 11/27/2025 at 7:38 PM, TBoneTX said:

The only 2 ESs this weekend are far afield,  but not unexpected man.

We attended both, reliable we man.

 

Both yielded the take, see man:

 -- NIP tupac legal pads, can compressed air, half-jug Rain-X wiper fluid, Levi's jeans for us = 

          $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck), steal man

 -- small box Tide Ultra, half-box Kleenex, NIP roll Bounty, Many-pack ([2+1]-pack) chamois cloths, 

          full box generic Kleenex, collection of large bread-wrappers, NIP Selsun Blue,

          half-bottle Pantene conditioner = $Many* ($2x2x2 +2)*, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2+1 + half a buck)

 

*"fill a bag for $Many ($2x2x2 +2)," and we sure did, financially savvy & determined we man

Edited 13 hours ago by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,555]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awakened somewhat before alarm consequent to shoulder pain,  man.

We gained Many (2+1) pounds -- si man, Many (2+1 ) pounds -- consequent to Thanksgiving lunch,  man.

 

Breakfast (!?) was one ham-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

Got ES-ing before Many (2x2x2 +1) a.m., self-impressed we man.

 

Traffic was exceptionally light all day in every direction, big-yet-pleasant surprise man.

 

Ran 2 errands at usual Home Despot & Aldi on way to first ES, convenient route man.

At HD, got Many-pack of Energizer alkaline AA batteries at $Many off, Black Friday & F$WM man.   

 

After first ES, stopped at favorite remote thrift store, rather proximal for we man man.

No special sales except for daily tag-colors, oh well man.

Got pocket T-shirt for us, socks for Mini-B., & seemingly new Western shirt* for Uncle T-B., si man.

     *this at half-price, serendipity man

Total = just under $Many ($2x2x2 +2), steal and F$WM man.   

 

We were highly self-pleased at how much we fit into the $Many bag at the second ES, self-pleased we man.

 

From second ES, returned all the way to favorite large thrift store, half-off everything man.

Store looked like tornado had hit it, and it was only early afternoon man.

We found pants for Uncle T-B. and jeans & socks for us, find we man.

Total = right around $Many (2x2x2 +2), steal and F$WM man.   

 

Returned to casa at half-past 2 p.m., long outing man.

Miu was aysheep and attention-starved, aysheep attention-starved miu man.

 

Lunch was 2 bagels + margarine, ingest we man.

An hourlong siesta was taken, awakened a bit early by shoulder pain man.  

 

Went to help someone at Mama T-B.'s old casa, assist we man.

Afterward, groceried for Two Guys Week at nearby legacy supermarket**, grocery we man.

     **where we had & utilized a coupon, F$WM

We found and procured a marked-down sugar-free cherry pie, F$WM.

 

Returned to casa at dark and was confronted by aysheep, attention-starved miu man.

We have never seen miu so aysheep, aysheep miu man.

We lunched/treated miu, zero effect man.

Miu knocked down every wastebasket in the casa, aysheep miu man.

Miu chewed lustily on every paper & plastic item in the casa, chew miu man.

Miu prevented us from stowing groceries, jump-on-countering miu man.

We finally thoroughly played with and brushed miu, miu somewhat less aysheep thereafter man.

 

Din-din was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s leftovers, ingest we man.

No time for highly desired siesta thereafter, sigh man.

Nevertheless, this was a wonderful day that we greatly needed, conclude we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must go to Dollar General on Saturday, $Many-off-$Many coupon to utilize man.

Must visit Mama T-B., general service visit man.

Must attend Cousinette T-B.'s luncheon, bring desserts from Aldi we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.