Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[Ban Hammer 14,686]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Insulting dental professionals, si man!  May all of your teeth fall out, si man!!!

you should look him up.  he's a legend

[TBoneTX 48,427]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Pickled eggs??

Precooked, ready to eat, see man.

 

Edited to add, see man:  LPoP and unread, no see man.

[TBoneTX 48,427]

9 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

you should look him up.  he's a legend

 

A young rubia was on vacation in the depths of Florida, si man.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices, si and no man.

After unsuccessfully haggling with a shopkeeper, the rubia said angrily, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price, si man!"

The shopkeeper smiled and replied, "Go ahead, si man!  Try to catch a really big one while you're at it, si man!"

Later that day while on his way home, the shopkeeper spotted the young rubia standing waist-deep in a swamp, shotgun in hand, see man.

He stopped to look, and just then he saw an enormous alligator swimming toward the rubia, see man.

She took aim at the alligator, and BAM, si man!  She scored a perfect bulls-eye, and with some effort managed to haul the alligator onto the swamp bank, si man.

The shopkeeper suddenly noticed several more of the dead creatures lying around the rubia, see man.  He watched in amazement as the rubia flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration,

"Darn, si man!  This one isn't wearing any shoes, either, no man!"

[TBoneTX 48,427]

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Awoke 2 hours before alarm, truncated zzz again man.

 

Breakfast (!?) was 2 bagels + margarine, ingest we man.

 

Got to doctor on time, punctual we man.

Doc an hour late seeing us, M.D. (Much-Delayed) he man.

Proud of our A1c, proud MD man and well-behaved pancreas we man.

Proud of our lipids, proud MD and nonfat we man.

Wants to see us in Many months, not Many months, improvement* man.

     *depending on the definition of Many, flexible P-Math man

 

Went to Costco for Many (2+1) items, proximal we man.

Returned with Many (2+1) items, one different from the one planned man.

Fridged stuff at casa and got irritated call from Mama T-B. at half-past 1 p.m., call senior she man we man man.

"When are you coming, huh man?  It's almost dark, si man!" quoth senior she man man.

We got there at 2 p.m. and stayed till Many p.m., one hour man.

She yelled at us only twice, at least there was that man.

 

Answered contractor about contract stuff, really good deal man.

Might sign soon, si man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Chunky chicken-dumpling soup** with onecan chicken breast*** added, ingest we man.

     **bought from supermarket dented-can bin, F$WM

     ***bought at a previous ES, F$WM

 

A siesta was then taken, finally zzz we man.

Miu has demanded service on multiple fronts, service demanding miu we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and 2 Manyfamily GSs for Friday, itinerary we man.

The route takes us to FST, boon man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,962]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

A young rubia was on vacation in the depths of Florida, si man.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices, si and no man.

After unsuccessfully haggling with a shopkeeper, the rubia said angrily, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price, si man!"

The shopkeeper smiled and replied, "Go ahead, si man!  Try to catch a really big one while you're at it, si man!"

Later that day while on his way home, the shopkeeper spotted the young rubia standing waist-deep in a swamp, shotgun in hand, see man.

He stopped to look, and just then he saw an enormous alligator swimming toward the rubia, see man.

She took aim at the alligator, and BAM, si man!  She scored a perfect bulls-eye, and with some effort managed to haul the alligator onto the swamp bank, si man.

The shopkeeper suddenly noticed several more of the dead creatures lying around the rubia, see man.  He watched in amazement as the rubia flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration,

"Darn, si man!  This one isn't wearing any shoes, either, no man!"

 

I think that was my wife.

[TBoneTX 48,427]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

I think that was my wife.

Is she that young, huh man?

[TBoneTX 48,427]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and 2 Manyfamily GSs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We were able to attend only 2 ESs,  man.

After we started after much delay*, Mama T-B. called*,  and   man.

     *see Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, q.v. man

 

Nevertheless, each ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- thick pack disposable dessert-plates = $1, steal man

 -- largish Corelle bowl = half a buck, steal man

Total = $1 + half a buck

[TBoneTX 48,427]

Thrilling (?) Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

We zzz'd poorly overnight yet again, sigh man.

We decided to get our download-to-computer e-mail issue resolved before GS-/ES-ing,  man.

This took 1 hour + half an hour without resolution,  and   man.

We got going at noon,  man.

We weren't Many miles from the casa when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man man.

"I need for you to come today, si man!  I need help with pills, si man!"

(We had spent Thursday's visit carefully confirming the need for pills, si and  man.)

We told Mama T-B. that we were nowhere nearby, truth man.

"It will take only Many (2x2x2x2 -1) minutes, si man!" said senior she man man.

We repeated that we were nowhere nearby, truth man.

Mama T-B. yelled at us, yell senior she man man.

We told her that we'd be there "well before dark*," si man.

     *to us, before dark = before dark; to Mama T-B., this means 1 or 2 p.m.,  man

Accordingly, our Friday was further hosed,   man.

 

We visited the 2 ESs, on way to and in FST man.

We then groceried at FST supermarket, a few items found man.

Breakfast/lunch (at 2 p.m.) was at downtown Mexican place, no visit to favorite FST restaurant man.

We first consumed a basket of hot cheaps with hot hot-sauce, only way to ingest these man.

We then consumed Many (2+2+1) "Mexican street mini-tacos**," ingest we man.

     **on Friday special, F$WM

These were filling and pretty good but were served on parchment paper, ingest pieces thereof we man.

We will order something else next time, si man.

 

We returned to the casa to dump our groceries, dump we man.

Serviced expectant miu, service miu we man.

Got to Mama T-B. at Many (2+2) p.m., before dark man.

Mama T-B. couldn't yell at us because jolly Nigerian nooser was present, sweet hoot she man.

 

Nooser left and Mama T-B. began ordering us around, order senior she man we man man.

"I've been put on an antibiotic and need to redo my pills, si man!" si man.

We re-caddied existing pills, adjustments man.

"I need to take this antibiotic twice daily through Manyvember Many'th, si man!" said senior she man.

She had us count the pills twice and still disbelieved us,  man.

She began intensely calculating numbers and dates, calculate she man.

"I'll be one short, si man!" aysheeped senior she man man.

"That's because you took one on the afternoon when they came in, si man," said we man.

"I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE TWO A DAY THROUGH MANYVEMBER MANY'TH, SI MAN!" aysheeped she man.

"Just take 2 daily until they're gone, si man!" said we man.

"DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID, HUH MAN?!" aysheeped senior she man.

"Why are you aysheeping about this when the prescribed number of pills is what to take, huh man?" said we man.

Mama T-B. went ballistically aysheep at this point, sigh man.

And she yelled at us for always showing up looking "exhausted" and giving a bad impression to the staff & noosers,   man.

 

The Many-minute ([2x2x2x2 -1]-minute] visit took Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 +2) minutes,  man.

Mama T-B. told us to take 2 chicken salad sandwiches from the mini-fridge and to "be prepared to come again on Saturday to do more pills, si man!",   man.

This means that we won't have a free Saturday either, no and   man.

 

We groceried at Aldi amidst Friday peak traffic and sunset, had to do it man.

Din-din was the chicken salad sandwiches, ingest out-stressed we man.

Brushed demanding miu, and siesta'd, not-bad zzz man.

 

We DocuSigned the siding/windows contracts with vendor, might as well man.

Need to submit HOA forms and hope for approved paint-color, fingers crossed man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort out-bummed we man man.

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs***, yeah right man.

     ***part of citywide sale in other small town, certainly more than those itineraried man

This is our only joy of each week, si and sigh man.

It will certainly be hosed, only question is what time man.

We must also find time to lawn-mow, sigh man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.