Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man:

 

We zzz'd well but had gastrointestinal issues all day, oh poop* man.

     *unflingable, trust us man

 

Later, we managed to complete our LL, domestic we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2+1] p.m.) was TG, ingest we man.

Mini-B. arrived at usual time, start of Two Guys week man.

Nothing else was accomplished, oh poop** man.

     **unflingable, trust us man

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No major plans for Monday, Mini-B. again off from skool man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[mam521 2,717]

On 10/17/2025 at 10:39 PM, TBoneTX said:

Neighbor's crew began before sunrise, couldn't believe it man.

We had neighbors kitty corner behind us who had a tree fall on their house during Beryl.  Months later, they were finally having the roof repaired and the crew working on it were literally up there in the dark at like 6:30am (yes, p math errors for sure).  I was in disbelief.  So unbelievably unsafe.  

 

On 10/17/2025 at 10:39 PM, TBoneTX said:

Miu was inspecting it to see if she could re-eat it, almost certainly that goal man.

Gross.  Usually our dog gets to it and then it sends her into a state of infected guts because she's allergic to animal protein. 

 

On 10/17/2025 at 10:39 PM, TBoneTX said:

Miu was months overdue for an all-wheel manicure, agitated miu man.

You should see if there is a vet tech who would come to your house and trim them.  Typically they charge way less and Miu would probably be more amenable to a visitor rather than a car trip to the vet.  

 

On 10/17/2025 at 10:39 PM, TBoneTX said:

decide to mow full lawn we man.

I need to do this, but not enough motivation over the weekend.  Should do it right now...it's lovely outside!  Alas...I have to work. 

[TBoneTX 48,296]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

yes, p math errors for sure

Confessing sins is the first step, si mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Typically they charge way less

[T-B.'s cheap ears perk up, si man]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

I need to do this, but not enough motivation over the weekend.

Bad unmotivated slothful mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD unmotivated UNMOTIVATED slothful SLOTHFUL mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 48,296]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Alas...I have to work

Had you gotten in on the ground floor of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*, this would be no worry, $i and  mam ma'am.

     *buy yours today, si man!

Edited Monday at 06:42 PM by TBoneTX

[mam521 2,717]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Had you gotten in on the ground floor of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*, this would be no worry, $i and  mam ma'am.

     *buy yours today, si man!

Who said there's not still time?

[TBoneTX 48,296]

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

Who said there's not still time?

[T-B. harrumphs importantly, because he is important, si and see man]  Because we have almost Many00% of our regional, national, and international territory in our own pocket account, si and see and  mam ma'am.  If you want the remaining 0.0000001% of North America, meaning remote parts of arctic Canadia, you must demonstrate our products in person and get them to pay in real money (i.e., US$ vs. Canadian loonatics or whatever they're called), si and see and   mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Felt better although not Many00%, any improvement is a gain man.

 

Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches each, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mama T-B. wanted to see us, comply we man.

We first stopped to early-vote, State propositions only man.

We then got our watch battery replaced, had we sodium-chlorided it it would be a salt on a battery man.   

 

Mama T-B. only as partially demanding as usual, not too much yelling at us man.

Got out of there in less than an hour, unusual man.

 

At casa, serviced demanding miu and then siesta'd, latter mostly successful man.

 

Din-din was lasagna from Aldi, first time and quite tasty ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Many (2+1) Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Might actually embed Mini-B. close to a decent hour, mirabile dictu man.

 

Some clown has been setting off fireworks most of the night,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

De-skooling Mini-B. before last Tuesday class so we can attend Cousinette's Many'th birthday luncheon, celebrate man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,950]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We first stopped to early-vote

 

Better than late voting.

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mama T-B. only as partially demanding as usual, not too much yelling at us man.

Got out of there in less than an hour, unusual man.

 

 

When my mother starts acting like that (less yelling and complaining) I'll know she is in serious decline.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Better than late voting.

Or deceased voting, dead man man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

When my mother starts acting like that (less yelling and complaining) I'll know she is in serious decline.

Well, ours yells less when we don't engage her, mollificational we man.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B.'s first day back in skool after "Fall Break" & teechur in-service day, resumption man.

 

Our gastrointestinal stuff returned with a vengeance, Montezuma revenging himself man.

We alternated between trying to zzz and enjoying our luxurious Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, dual functions man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

 

Finally took 2 types of HSM and prepped for Cousinette's Many'th birthday lunch, fingers crossed we man.

We de-skooled Mini-B. early without incident, uneventful man.

Lunch was at a Mediterranean place, not our first choice man.

The chow was plentiful, edible, and quite tasty, surprised we man.

The company was good, relatives & friends at our table man.

We were impressed at how mature and gracious the bilingual Mini-B. was, si man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was right beside him, probably had an effect man.

One distant cousinette thoroughly endorsed our valid PTSD from out-cleaning Mama T-B.'s casa, went through same or worse with her father previously she man.

 

At the casa, went for a siesta, mostly restorative man.

 

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2+2+2) for the week, quota achievable man.

Our stomach held up during that and the subsequent container of Aldi strawberries, also ingest Two Guys man.

 

We must get to some of Mama T-B.'s desired organizational chores on Wednesday, procrastinating we man.

We should also up-clean the jetsam'd stuff from her old casa, feel better after removing it from view we man.

Doing so would enable us to call the maid, no visit since probably March man.

Of course, we'll probably have to spend most of the day zzz-ing, up at o'dark-Many again we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Rant, see and  man:

 

Mini-B.'s skoolbus never showed up, no man.  

We had to chauffeur him to skool, gridlocked traffic and infuriatingly long red lights man.  

He was barely Many minutes late,  man.

It took even longer to return to the casa consequent to gridlock,  man.

We discovered that Mini-B. had shut miu in his bathroom,  we and poor miu man.

We wrote a restrained e-mail to the Attendance office, restrained  man.

If they penalize him for this, we will go aysheep,  man.

Meanwhile, we will siesta now, zzz we man.

Edited Wednesday at 01:42 PM by TBoneTX
miu

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Thrilling rest-of-Wednesday report, see man:

 

We somewhat siesta'd after the a.m. debacle, somewhat zzz we man.

 

We didn't do much until Many p.m., slothful we man.

Ran very local errands, errand we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was MTG, ingest we man.

 

Then got on Mama T-B.'s computer for first time in ~1 week, finally man.

Some of our tasks necessitated 2-stage verification, verify we man man.

Mama T-B. got upset when codes started arriving by text, upset senior she man man.

"What's all this, huh man?" quoth senior she man man.

"Part of what you've been pestering us to do, si man!" quoth we man.

"Well, next time do it during daylight hours, si man!" aysheeped senior she man man.

(Note that it was at least an hour before sunset, see man.)

 

Mini-B. returned from non-Two Guys eve, return wee man man.

Movie night was one Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +1) for the week, one more for quota man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must visit Mama T-B. on Thursday, visit we man senior she man man.

Must compile GS/ES itinerary, itinerary we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B. without incident, all good man.

Breakfast (!!?) was precooked fried eggs, ingest we man.

A siesta was attempted, rather unsuccessful man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man.

She wants us to return Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- Amazon purchases,  man.

 

Played at length with desirous miu, Play With Me Daddy miu man.

 

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables (Aldi) & nuked "Chicken Penne Primavera" (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Manyzen for the week, minimum quota met & exceeded man.

 

Bing Maps actually came up & worked in classic form,      man.

We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary rather compact route we man.

Saturday is supposed to be a warshout, poor timing for much-needed rain man.

Overall, not a bad day, conclude we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary rather compact route we man.

We went to all of the above sites, reliable we man.

The last GS was someplace we'd been before, worthless man.

We therefore left as soon as we remembered this, bye man.

 

The first ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- ~full can Glade air-freshener spray = half a buck, steal man

Total = half a buck

[TBoneTX 48,296]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., responsible we man.

Re-embedded ourself for a siesta, effective zzz man.

 

GS'd/ES'd, OK despite puny take man.

Lunch was at a Mexican place, cheese enchilada rice beans cheaps ingest we man.

 

Mama T-B. called en route, somehow we knew it man.

We had to come to caddy more pills, aysheep senior she man man.

We raced to the casa and then to Mama T-B., dutiful we man.

We told her that we must leave at half-of-half till Many p.m., repeat ourself twice man.

At Many p.m., she claimed we'd said half-of-half till Many p.m., not Many p.m. man.

We ended up in another shouting argument, walk out we man.

We made it to the casa in time for Mini-B.'s arrival, just barely man.

 

Another siesta was taken, decent zzz man.

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday chow Two Guys man.

Movie night #1 was one Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man.

One bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This made a Baker's Manyzen for the week, calculate we man.

 

Mini-B. ensconced himself to video-game with amigos, ensconce wee man man.

Much later, movie night #2 eventuated, deja vu man.

One Better Call Saul episode was viewed, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallied to Many (2x2x2x2) bowls for the week, respectable total man.

 

It is supposed to monsoon majorly early and late Saturday, build an Ark man.

We are tentatively itinerarying one ES, itinerary tentatively we man.

Presuming no storm damage, nothing else specific is planned, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.