Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,212]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

-------

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. awoke organically at half-of-half to 1 p.m., zzz wee man.

Breakfast/lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man.

Stripped/made beds, started LL, and went to visit mini-miu, delighted mini-miu man.

We pruned/curbsided some low branches off overhanging tree, ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s neighbor will never know man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., see senior she man Two Guys man.

Because of Mini-B.'s presence, Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, no man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even 2 Manyzen for the week, within range of all-time record man.

 

Second LL baking and Many'rd LL warshering, domestic we man.

We should visit mini-miu again tonight, see we man playful/hungry mini-miu man.

 

We finally out-cleaned our freezer, bone of contention within our mind for years man.

There never seemed enough room for anything, no man.

As we suspected, Many (2+1) racks were hosing level seating of products, bye man.

As we found, Many (2x2x2 +2) icepacks were present, Many (2x2x2-1) too many man.

Within minutes, our freezer became wieldy and finally with ample space, self-pleased we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No plans for Columbus Day* on Monday, no plan we man man.

     *St. Patrick's Day in Poland, oj tak

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited Monday at 05:00 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,212]

News Flash, see man:

 

Mrs. WCG has her IR-1 visa interview scheduled for Manycember 1 in London, finally man.

We have urged the WCG to read the Embassy Reviews & the UK regional forum intensely, urge we man.

Edited Monday at 06:29 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,212]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Happy Columbus Day, whee man.

Happy St. Patrick's Day in Poland, oj tak.

 

Noonishly, we went to feed mini-miu, feed mini-miu we man.

Mini-miu neither overtly hungry nor willing to interact much at all, that's gatos for you man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returning at around Many (2x2x2) p.m., return ex-she man man.

Maybe mini-miu will react better, familiarity man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was 2 'roni 'zas from place with Monday specials, F$WM.

Each 'za met its complete doom, ingest Two Guys man.

 

A siesta was taken after lunch, zzz we man.

 

Movie "night" was one Better Call Saul episode, Mini-B. eager to game with amigo man.

Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2) for the week, impressive man.

We were within reach of the record (2x2x2x2x2 -2) but weren't inspired to break it, oh well man.

Mini-B. back gaming with amigo, probably no hope of more BCS episodes man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No firm plans for Tuesday, no plan we man man.

Mama T-B. on the warpath regarding Amazon orders for herself,  man.

And that was/is* our thrilling Monday, report we man.

     *unless something remarkable happens, yawn man

[TBoneTX 48,212]

Addendum to Thrilling Monday report, see in addition man:

 

Movie night Part II involved another Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man.

Two more bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This put us within Many (2+1) bowls of breaking the all-time weekly record, si man.

Zero mutual interest in attempting this, overstuffed Two Guys and oh well man.

[mam521 2,714]

Ugh...I wandered over to let the EZFiber worker that was digging 2 doors down that all the houses along our side of the street have underground sprinklers.  As turned around to walk back home, I wasn't paying attention and didn't notice that the neighbor's sprinkler head hadn't receded into the body like it should have and I smashed my big toe into the pop up, taking a chunk of skin out at the top of the nail bed.  It was bleeding onto my flip flop.  Bled through one bandaid in short order.  Had to pivot bandaid strategies, exchanging a fabric bandaid with cute narwhals for a second skin NextCare plastic bandaid so I don't bleed through my shoe.  Had to pivot shoe selection too.  Ouch ouch ouch...😭

[Ban Hammer 14,606]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

Ugh...I wandered over to let the EZFiber worker that was digging 2 doors down that all the houses along our side of the street have underground sprinklers.  As turned around to walk back home, I wasn't paying attention and didn't notice that the neighbor's sprinkler head hadn't receded into the body like it should have and I smashed my big toe into the pop up, taking a chunk of skin out at the top of the nail bed.  It was bleeding onto my flip flop.  Bled through one bandaid in short order.  Had to pivot bandaid strategies, exchanging a fabric bandaid with cute narwhals for a second skin NextCare plastic bandaid so I don't bleed through my shoe.  Had to pivot shoe selection too.  Ouch ouch ouch...😭

so did you 

- sound like a pirate "yaaaaaaaar"
- or sound like a sailor?

[TBoneTX 48,212]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

so did you 

- sound like a pirate "yaaaaaaaar"
- or sound like a sailor?

She sounded like the shoe was on the other foot and she still had one leg left to stand on, see Bro C man.

11 hours ago, mam521 said:

I wandered over to let the EZFiber worker that was digging 2 doors down that all the houses along our side of the street have underground sprinklers.

You should have chased the EzeeFiber clowns away completely for being incompetent and continuously incurring lawsuits, si mam ma'am.  Or, better, flung poo at them, whee mam ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

bleed through

Are you a red-blooded American chica, huh mam ma'am?

If you were an advanced primate (as only one of us here, moi, is), you could have swung through the trees instead of endangering yourself on the ground, si mam ma'am.

Edited yesterday at 12:39 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,212]

Rant, see and grrrr man:

 

The incipient Costco sales flyer for Manyober/Manyvember came today, see we man.

For the second consecutive month, no quick foods are on sale, no and grrrr and   we man.

We dimly hope for better luck in the Costco Business Center flyer, must pick one up in person man.

There's a lot of, but not complete, overlap, two divisions of the same corporation with different supplier agreements man.

[TBoneTX 48,212]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We opened our bedroom door this morn to see TWO feather-rollers outside, obvious miu man.

We found a Many'rd one on the stairs, blatantly obvious miu man.

 

Got Mini-B. ready for ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s arrival at noon, ready we man wee man for ex-she man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was lively and ebullient, cruise precisely the necessary tonic for her blah mood man.

She said that mini-miu was thoroughly delighted to see her, Grandma's home man.

She did not complain about or mention all the new miu-toys on her floor, good miu-Grandma man.

She appreciated our spray-dooring and trim-treeing, appreciate ex-she man we man man.

And thus Two Guys week ended, good Two Guys week man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

A siesta was awakened from prematurely,  man.

It's just as well, because Mama T-B. called before the alarm would have rung, snakebitten we man.

Mama T-B. had multiple orders for us, just like the old days man.

She yelled at us for not having done her agenda Many (2+2+2) months ahead of schedule and need,  man.

She beefed that we didn't phone Social Security on Monday (can we spell "shutdown" and "Columbus Day*" man?).

     *St. Patrick's Day in Poland, oj tak

We mandatorily must see her on Wednesday, sense-of-doom we man.

 

Had she not sapped our energy, we might have decluttered the kitchen from her apartment detritus, reflect we man.

 

Instead, we ran errands and warshed the dusty T-B.-mobile, productive we man.

We saved Many% at CVS WUOCs, F$WM.

We saved Many% at Walgreens WUOC + loyalty credits, F$WM.

Din-din was at BK WUOC, F$WM.

Thoroughly brushed miu, brush miu thoroughly we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No plans other than for Mama T-B. to dominate our day, already off-written man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[mam521 2,714]

14 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

so did you 

- sound like a pirate "yaaaaaaaar"
- or sound like a sailor?

Sailor.  Definitely a sailor.  

[Ban Hammer 14,606]

2 minutes ago, mam521 said:

Sailor.  Definitely a sailor.  

now if tbone had done that, i'm sure he really would  have sounded like a simian

"ooaaah hee raah"

 

[Ontarkie 15,040]

Been super busy with baking and getting things sorted here. I don't know if I'll end up back in Canada for the third time this years or go after Christmas. 

 

My in-laws went and had a will made so things won't go to probate. Umm Ok but you guys don't have anything, the house they live in should be condemned, neither of their kids would want it heck they would probably let the city deal with it and deny it being their parents. So they wasted 1200 bucks they don't really have. This is thanks to a lawyer that goes to the senior center to offer his services. More like poaching victims. 

 

Now this realtor who also poaches the senior center mentioned to them that they could get 80-120k for their home. This guy has not seen the condition of this place. The roof has caved in more then half the building, the floor has rotted in the back, the kitchen, hallway and the bathroom. The heat and air broke long ago. They have no gas as with ho roof it cost too much to heat and they couldn't afford it. It's been shut off, and meter removed. They have no water because a busted line made it so they can't afford water, they do still have power by the grace of God only.  

 

Now they think they can sell the house and move in these so called senior buildings. They have no savings can barely make it as is. Bad news is they can't afford this and now I'm 100% positive they will think they can move in with us. 

 

Can I move away now please 

Edited 21 hours ago by Ontarkie

[Ban Hammer 14,606]

52 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Can I move away now please 

sorry, landlord says we're at max occupancy..........

[TBoneTX 48,212]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Can I move away now please

Are you a highly evolved primate like we are, huh D ma'am?

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't know if I'll end up back in Canada for the third time this years or go after Christmas. 

We may denaturalize you, si and eh D ma'am.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My in-laws went and had a will made so things won't go to probate.

Everyone should have a will, definitely man.  Powers of Attorney at minimum, si man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

a lawyer that goes to the senior center to offer his services. More like poaching victims. 

Sounds very much like seasons 1, 2, & Many of Better Call Saul, si man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

they think they can sell the house

For $Many*, si and whee man.

     *depending on the definition of Many, si man

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

they will think they can move in with us

You have extra room in the chicken house, si D ma'am?  

[TBoneTX 48,212]

13 hours ago, mam521 said:

Sailor.  Definitely a sailor.  

Bad profane seafaring mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD profane PROFANE seafaring SEAFARING mam ma'am!