Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,158]

3 hours ago, mam521 said:

More like PTSD coming back to haunt you!  What an immigration adventure you two had!

We are the poster chimp for PTSD, si and sigh mam ma'am...

 

Edited to add, see man:  Previous post was LPoP and was therefore unread, ignore mam ma'am's reaction and our reaction to her reaction no see and no see man.

Edited yesterday at 12:10 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,158]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We breakfasted and skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

We then re-embedded ourself and kept extending siestas, over Many (2+2) hours total man.

We don't know why we're so tired all the time, no man.

 

Mini-B. skoolbused to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to care for his little orange son, cute mini-miu man.

We met him with some old toys from Mius T-B. #1, #2, & #Many, recycle miu toys man.

Mini-miu played with them all, gratifying to view mini-miu man.

 

We told Mini-B. to curbside ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s kitchen garbage, only courteous man.

Mini-B. had almost no idea how to debag the inside can, spoiled wee man man.

We coached him, coach we man wee man man.

Mini-B. even curbsided the garbage bin backward,  man.

 

As we expected, Mini-B. lobbied for outside din-din, eyeroll we man man.

Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, F$WM

We then off-dozed while watching TV news, zzz further we man man.

We found Mini-B. dead to the world on his bed, zzz wee man man.

 

We managed to coherent ourselves enough for movie night, one Better Call Saul episode man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (one Manyzen +1) for the week, all gravy now man.

 

Mini-B. lobbied us for $Many to attend a skool pep rally tomorrow, last day before a week off man.

When we asked where his money was, he called us "cheap," high compliment anytime man.

We finally gave him the $Many, who ever heard of pep rallies costing anything man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have almost** itineraried a GS, 2 MSs, and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, almost itinerary we man.

     **one address revealed Friday at Many a.m.,  we man

We must breakfast mini-miu, too, see little orange mini-miu we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,950]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We don't know why we're so tired all the time, no man.

 

 

 

Have you had your thyroid hormone levels checked?

 

Or perhaps it has to do with the "many, many" candles on the last birthday cake?

 

Or maybe you need a hot young chick to perk you up! 

[Ban Hammer 14,586]

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

 

Have you had your thyroid hormone levels checked?

 

Or perhaps it has to do with the "many, many" candles on the last birthday cake?

 

Or maybe you need a hot young chick to perk you up! 

maybe he should decrease frequency and the size of the piles of poo he flings.  arthritis and carpal tunnel affects lower life forms too......

[mam521 2,702]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mini-B. lobbied us for $Many to attend a skool pep rally tomorrow, last day before a week off man.

This paying for pep rallies is ridiculous.  It has no impact on me because Kid2 HATES them, but what a way for these schools to score some extra cash from something that's supposed to be uplifting for whatever team/sport/etc is being cheered on. 

[TBoneTX 48,158]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Have you had your thyroid hormone levels checked?

All of our whores moan just fine, si man.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Or perhaps it has to do with the "many, many" candles on the last birthday cake?

Once one is Many years old, things become flexible depending on the meaning of Many, see and si and  man.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Or maybe you need a hot young chick to perk you up! 

For the Many,000,000,000th time, find us a rubia, si and  man!

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

maybe he should decrease frequency and the size of the piles of poo he flings.

[sigh, man] The science has progressed FAR beyond this simple thinking, see and si and  man.

[TBoneTX 48,158]

3 hours ago, mam521 said:

This paying for pep rallies is ridiculous. [...] what a way for these schools to score some extra cash from something that's supposed to be uplifting for whatever team/sport/etc is being cheered on. 

We agree fervently, $i mam ma'am!  Whoever heard of this, not us man!  And what are our skool taxes for, anyway, huh huh huh man?!

[TBoneTX 48,158]

Instead of pep rallies, let's hold poo rallies,   we man.

We can auction off "throw poo at Charles" attempts for extra income, F$WM.

[TBoneTX 48,158]

We just sold Mama T-B.'s never-used wheelchair, asking price F$WM man.   

We offered and also sold Mama T-B.'s walker, superior shape and F$WM man.   

We are quite self-pleased at the moment, F$WM man.

We must go visit Mama T-B. now, possibly  man.

[Ban Hammer 14,586]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Instead of pep rallies, let's hold poo rallies,   we man.

We can auction off "throw poo at Charles" attempts for extra income, F$WM.

and then we can auction off suspensions.........

[TBoneTX 48,158]

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

and then we can auction off suspensions.........

We can award members Badges, si and hee hee hee man.   

[TBoneTX 48,158]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

On 10/9/2025 at 9:49 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have [...] itineraried a GS, 2 MSs, and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, lMOAR itinerary we man.

We actually itineraried what were Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, itinerary actually we man.

 

One GS and all Many (2+1) ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- Many (2+1) shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+2), deal and talk down man

  -- full pack Office Despot Many-lb. ([2 Manyzen]-lb.) printer paper = $Many ($2+1), steal man

  -- toucans (one Manyzen oz. ea.) albacore tuna, onecan (large) baked beans, 2 din-din forks, 

          half-bottle AREDS2 eye vitamins for Mama T-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

  -- full box Kleenex, NIP pack dessert plates = $1 + half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 - half a buck)

[TBoneTX 48,158]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Breakfasted & skoolbused Mini-B., groggy we man.

Force-caffeinated ourself to remain awake afterward, GS/ES-ing to do man.

Spectacular weather for the same, Texas weather Many man.

 

Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to feed mini-miu, feed mini-miu we man man.

Mini-miu was skittish, perhaps startled by our presence man.

 

Got good-&-early start on our rounds, back at casa by noon man.

As we entered the casa, the phone rang, ring someone man we man man.

Someone wanted to purchase Mama T-B.'s wheelchair, calling on behalf of cousin man.

We agreed to a 2 p.m. caucus with said buyer, agree we man.

We lay down for a siesta, just time enough therefor man.

 

Of course, Mama T-B. called precisely halfway into it and insisted on a visit,  man.

Our siesta was hosed, no zzz for we man man.

 

Sale of stuff went as previously posted, very pleased purchaser and F$WM man.

 

Mama T-B. had promised "a brief visit of only a few minutes," si man.

Accordingly, we told Mini-B. that we would meet him at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa around a certain time, si man.

She kept us there for Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- FULL inventories of all of her bed linens,  man.

We were devolving into mutual yelling when the Fizzicle Therapist (FT) showed up, si man.

 

FT was young, vivacious, chubby but rather cute Indian chica, obviously intelligent man.

She tried to convince Mama T-B. that ANY exercise, even flat in bed, was better than none, si man.

Mama T-B.'s reactions convince us that her reputation as "difficult" is not unjustified,  and  man.

We didn't get out of there for over an hour, Mini-B. continuously asking when we were arriving man.

FT chica is going to have a real case on her hands, si and sigh man.

We are always traumatized after leaving Mama T-B., shock-shelled we man man.

 

Din-din was traditional-for-Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Afterward, we announced our intention to siesta, exhausted we man.

Just then, split-earing yardwork began next door, TexMex dude man.

We ran out to pay him to do our edging & whack-weeding, overdue man.

 

As soon as that ended, we almost fell asleep, finally man.

However, Mama T-B. called, second siesta hosed in one day man.

She insists on seeing us no later than Sunday, OK man.

 

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, becoming impressive man.

 

We wanted to attend a Saturday festival with Mini-B., been there twice before as Two Guys man.

Mini-B. flatly rejected this, sigh man.

So much for building memories, sigh man.

 

Mini-B. then wheedled a V.R. game out of us, pu$hover we man man.  

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We must feed mini-miu on Saturday, Mini-B. certainly to zzz in man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

We might attend all or flush all, undecided we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.