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[isleta521 5]

Maybe your little parts will be enough to get you into the club. You will need to provide us with full documentation from your doctor as well as 4 passport style pictures to ensure that you are little enough to be part of the little people club.

Sorry rules are rules when you are dealing with the US govt.

Well, according to the latest rule changes. He can get an affidavit from his fiance and four other witnesses affirming the size of his little parts measured in millimeters within plus/minus 1 millimeter. Of course it must be notarized and must be returned within 20 days to ensure accuracy. Or, he can also have a certified INS doctor provide the measurements but he must also submit a to a colonrectumy test as well.

see www.littlepartsclubUSgovenmentalrectumtesting.com for details

[no name 1]

You sizeists! How un-PC.

Edited August 16, 2007 by devilette

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

This is all sizeist #######! How un-PC.

BUT I AM NOT PC - IN THIS PC WORLD I WILL BE BRAVE AND BOLD AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

[Yaads 1]

Ok so after much self reflection I realized I really am a sizeist. Do you think that will affect my petition? Should I tell my SO and call off this whole engagement?

Is there a special forum for us sizeists? What about a private Yahoo group? Could someone send me the link please?

Edited August 16, 2007 by Jme3584

[kitkat1 5]

My fiance is from Turkey. I heard he can come here. What do I do?

[no name 1]

Um, we got the greencard, how can my fiance apply for a US passport?

[Nancy2015 2]

My wife just received her green card. If she goes to her home country for a visit, what visa will she need to apply for to return to the US???

Edited August 16, 2007 by Jewel12

[Miranda&James 8]

Um, I've been waiting 3 seconds for my application to be approved, can I make an Infopass/call my congressman/call the President/start a global campaign?

The few pages of this thread I've read have cracked me up. It will be my entertainment to read it over at work tomorrow!

[mendeleev 69]

I entered on a K1 & got my SSN & I am work authorized.

It says here: www.insertBSlinktoSSA.com that I can. I don't need work permit, right?

Firefox has a problem opening that link. Does that mean I can't get my SSN?

[Nancy2015 2]

pls help me, my great aunt's third cousin's second brother has a green card, now he wants to immigrate me to america what visa will i apply for??????

[MissStacey 1]

pls help me, my great aunt's third cousin's second brother has a green card, now he wants to immigrate me to america what visa will i apply for??????

what is a green card?

[Ban Hammer 14,573]

will i have to own a gun after i arrive in the states?

[Fandango 1,440]

Wow...pretty comprehensive list of people to laugh at here I guess!

[~Nini~ 2]

It's not faiiiiiiiir! I've checked the timelines and everyone else has received their NOA2s except me!!!!!!!!!!

Why does USCIS hate me? :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Edited August 17, 2007 by Nini & Bee

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

will i have to own a gun after i arrive in the states?

Yes, it is mandatory.