(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates

[TBoneTX 43,536]

The Babylon Bee Endorses Nikki Haley For President And No She Didn't Threaten To Drone Strike Our Offices Haha

[...] And have you heard Nikki Haley is a WOMAN?  That's right: we haven't seen a candidate so overqualified for the job since Hillary Clinton back in 2016.  Impressive!  The fact that both Clinton and Haley have the power to make us "disappear" is a pure coincidence.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-endorses-nikki-haley-and-no-she-didnt-threaten-to-drone-strike-our-offices-haha

[Dashinka 23,423]

Maybe @Crazy Cat is right.  I wonder how Hillary feels.

 

Report: Michelle Obama Angling to Replace Joe Biden for President

 

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/report-michelle-obama-angling-replace-joe-biden-president/

[TBoneTX 43,536]

12 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Maybe @Crazy Cat is right. I wonder how Hillary feels.

She's scheduling someone for a suicide, so just a normal business day.

[TBoneTX 43,536]

DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old

TALLAHASSEE, FL — Governor Ron DeSantis has officially suspended his Presidential campaign, deciding to wait until he is 75 years old and senile before attempting to become leader of the free world.

"My time has not yet come," said DeSantis as he ably walked up a flight of stairs carrying a dozen pizzas.  "I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties."  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75

[Dashinka 23,423]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old

TALLAHASSEE, FL — Governor Ron DeSantis has officially suspended his Presidential campaign, deciding to wait until he is 75 years old and senile before attempting to become leader of the free world.

"My time has not yet come," said DeSantis as he ably walked up a flight of stairs carrying a dozen pizzas.  "I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties."  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75

DeSantis listened to the wrong people.  He should have never put his hat in the ring this year.  Now I wonder how long Haley will last.  She certainly will be getting the GOP establishment money, but they can be fickle, just ask Jeb Bush.

[TBoneTX 43,536]

11 hours ago, Dashinka said:

I wonder how long Haley will last

Her N.H. results may be artificially high because of crossover votes, which apparently are permitted.

It will be humiliating when Trump barbecues her in her own home state.

[TBoneTX 43,536]

Floridians wait to see which version of Ron DeSantis returns from the presidential campaign trail

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – When Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis first took office in 2019, he surprised many with actions indicating he'd be a much more moderate leader than anticipated:  He corrected a decades-old racial injustice, took the side of medical marijuana supporters over GOP leaders and hired a liberal Democrat for a key state position.

But then he set his eyes on the White House and veered far to the right as he rolled to a 2022 reelection blowout and entered the presidential race.  His message was loud and relentless and focused on how he had beaten down the "woke mob" with policies that upset Black and LGBTQ+ Floridians.  Not even Republicans dared stand up to his iron-fisted governing style for fear of being punished.

 

Now that he's dropped out of the presidential race and is returning to govern Florida for another two-plus years, which DeSantis will Floridians see?  It's a question Tallahassee insiders are speculating about, but  [...]

 

https://www.click2houston.com/news/politics/2024/01/22/floridians-wait-to-see-which-version-of-ron-desantis-returns-from-the-presidential-campaign-trail/

[TBoneTX 43,536]

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Nikki Haley Announces She Has Won New Hampshire By Negative 12 Points

CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-announces-she-has-won-new-hampshire-by-negative-12-points

[Boiler 43,859]

She should set herself up to be the spare, you never know.

[TBoneTX 43,536]

Unfortunately, she's one of the few VP prospects who could help win more than the usual Trump base in the general election.

[TBoneTX 43,536]

Megyn Kelly Reveals More About the Alleged Plan and Timeline to Replace Biden With Michelle Obama

[...] now there's more from Megyn Kelly, talking about a report from NY Post columnist Cindy Adams about the "plan" in the works.  Now, again, take all reports with a grain of salt and question anything from "sources" but Adams says she's being told the timeline.  Kelly said there's been a reach out to donors that both she and Adams have heard about.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/01/25/megyn-kelly-reveals-more-on-the-alleged-plan-to-replace-biden-with-michelle-obama-and-the-timeline-n2169185

[TBoneTX 43,536]

Interesting.  Thoughts?

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Forget Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom -- Dems' Choice to Replace Biden is Nikki Haley

 

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/01/forget_michelle_obama_or_gavin_newsom__dems_choice_to_replace_biden_is_nikki_haley.html

[Crazy Cat 39,870]

RFK Jr. says "Texas is right.....".  

[TBoneTX 43,536]

This guy is dead-nuts on target.  Comments?

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Trump Will Win

 

So, who really believes Joe Biden and his running dogs in the liberal media when they say things are actually OK?  What tiny percentage of Americans are they talking to?  [...]

 

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/trump-will-win/

[TBoneTX 43,536]

If you haven't yet seen Taibbi's article linked in the third paragraph, it's worthwhile.

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"Twitter Files" Reporter Matt Taibbi Uncovers Plot To Stop Trump, Democracy Be Damned

[...] As Taibbi outlines, the Democrat establishment is already engaged in a systematic effort to ensure that Biden remains in the White House beyond 2024.  One part of this effort is the series of lawsuits in a number of states to remove Trump from the ballot.  Another is ensuring that Biden has no serious primary threat – something which has, according to Taibbi's sources, been accomplished through threatening would-be challengers.  [...]

https://amac.us/newsline/society/twitter-files-reporter-matt-taibbi-uncovers-plot-to-stop-trump-democracy-be-damned/