10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States

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10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States

Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state.

Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states:

 

1. Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once in a while. Try not to drive your car into a pole when this happens. Take a deep breath. You will get through it.
2. People don't say "The" in front of highway names. If you're driving on I-10 in Texas, you'll feel the urge to say "The 10," but don't do it. It's wrong.
3. You can't wear flip-flops to church. Not even your "nice" Vans flip-flops. Put on shoes like an adult.
4. There's no need to call the police if you see someone with a gun strapped to their hip. It's OK. The guns can't jump out and hurt you, no matter what Newsom told you back in California.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-biggest-adjustments-fleeing-californians-have-to-make-in-their-new-states

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14 hours ago, Dashinka said:

10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States

Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state.

Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states:

 

1. Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once in a while. Try not to drive your car into a pole when this happens. Take a deep breath. You will get through it.
2. People don't say "The" in front of highway names. If you're driving on I-10 in Texas, you'll feel the urge to say "The 10," but don't do it. It's wrong.
3. You can't wear flip-flops to church. Not even your "nice" Vans flip-flops. Put on shoes like an adult.
4. There's no need to call the police if you see someone with a gun strapped to their hip. It's OK. The guns can't jump out and hurt you, no matter what Newsom told you back in California.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-biggest-adjustments-fleeing-californians-have-to-make-in-their-new-states

And never, ever, under ANY circumstances... vote democrat in the state you moved to to escape the stupidity of the blue state you left.  It's the very definition of insanity.  Do NOT California my Texas nor my Florida, as the saying goes.