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[TBoneTX 43,433]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Friday's ES was a dud, blah man.

We itineraried Many (2+2) ESs today, and Many (2+1) were duds, blah man.

One yielded the take, see man:

  -- very large wheeled wire grocery cart = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +1)

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. ingested rice & tuna for breakfast, We're Two Guys We Eat What We Want When We Want man.

 

Lunch/din-din was Costco angusburgers, specially delayed from yesterday by the 'roni 'za man.

 

Movie night was several episodes of Urban Rescue Ranch, good stuff man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

For the week, Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) popcorn bowls were consumed, double figures yet again Two Guys man.

 

The tireder Mini-B. is, the more he delays going to bed, observe we man of wee man.

 

Sunday = visit to Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she about wee man man.

We shall again wrangle the Many (2+1) laundry loads, egad man.

AFV is not on again this week, outrageous man.

We shall really miss wee man, miss we man wee man man.

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Mius are creatures of habit, habitual mius man.

Like clockwork, miu drops feather-roller at our feet at midnight or half-past, reliable miu man.

We are an hour overdue to service miu, service miu we man.

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

 

Conquered Many (2+1) laundry loads, domestic we man.

Should have been Many (2+2) loads, too many jeans and towels man.

 

Played basketball with Mini-B., enthusiastic wee man and ow ow ow ow we man.

 

Miu absolutely aysheep all day, aysheep miu man.

Fed miu Many'rd (2+1rd) tub of disgusting soft glop, miu's conversion to wet diet progressing man.

Miu got into garage, thankfully closed man.

Tempted miu back inside with use of treats, always ingest miu man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. = onecan S+Ms, traditional ingestation wee man.

Din-din for us = onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

No AFV again this week, outrageous man.

Dropped Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., depressed ex-she man.

Had to cancel Ecu trip because Mini-B.'s passport didn't arrive, bureaucracy man.

 

Got several items at Dollar General, financially savvy we man.

Dished and must de-dish warsher, domestic we man.

Uninhibited party with the rubias starting imminently, cavort we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

Made Christmas cookies this weekend; managed low-carb gingerbread cookies, peanut butter blossoms, and chocolate crinkle cookies. All good, though the gingerbread tastes most like the original version. Mini-Dave helped decorate the gingerbread, PRG put the chocolate in most of the peanut butter blossoms (no one makes sugar-free Hershey's Kisses or passable knock-offs, oversight, man; so we had to melt some sugar-free chocolate chips and butter instead), but no helpers for the crinkles.

 

Mini-Dave wanted to go to the Safari park on Saturday, other plans, tomorrow, man.

 

Saw the Nutcracker on Saturday with PRG, left mini-Dave with babysitter (only second time in over two years we've done that), then brought him with us to dinner at Burmese place. Also fun.

 

Saw cheetah (usually is resting when we go there and not out) and gibbons (apparently not monkeys because no tails) at Safari Park on Sunday with neighbors, happy mini-Dave and neighbor girl. 

Edited December 19, 2022 by DaveAndAnastasia

[TBoneTX 43,433]

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

gibbons (apparently not monkeys because no tails)

Among the inferior primates, such as human beings, reality man.

Many (2+1) cheers for (the superior) African central chimpanzees, whee man!   

Edited December 19, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Went to Costco, dread experience we man.

Carried umbrella inside, prudent we man.

Kept most of stuff dry during monsoon upon exit, far-sighted we man.

Got Many (2+2+2) items for "only" $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2), restrained we man.

 

Lunch was the footlong Costco hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck + tax, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Set forth to legacy supermarket, casa-bound Uncle T-B.'s list man.

Normally can find everything there, one-stop shop man.

However, out of most crucial item, go to Walgreens for it man.

Uncle T-B. forgot for Many,000,000th time how to log into his bank account, help we man.

We were on errand + on-site for 2 + half an hour hours,  man.

 

Din-din was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Shall help Mama T-B. tomorrow, prep Mama-T-B.-mobile for weekend freeze we man.

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Weather alert, see man:

 

It is to be Many -- si man, Many -- degrees over the weekend, outrageous* man.

     *depending on the value of Many, flexibility of P-math man

However, "Many" is probably on the lower end of Many, given wind-chill forecast of 0 degrees, ouch man.

At least there will be no precipitation as there was in February last year, How Dry We Are man.

[Asia 2,491]

On 12/12/2022 at 11:26 PM, Ontarkie said:

I'm going to lose my mind and soon. 

Big hugs to you

[Asia 2,491]

On 12/13/2022 at 3:12 AM, TBoneTX said:

We were eventually serviced by the stoopidest human being alive, let alone stupidest postal clerkette man.

Poor you. Thanks for the sacrifice

[Neonred 3,461]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Weather alert, see man:

 

It is to be Many -- si man, Many -- degrees over the weekend, outrageous* man.

     *depending on the value of Many, flexibility of P-math man

However, "Many" is probably on the lower end of Many, given wind-chill forecast of 0 degrees, ouch man.

At least there will be no precipitation as there was in February last year, How Dry We Are man.

Going to be "cold" here for Christmas, relatively speaking.  

As a last minute decision we are getting out of here and headed just a couple of hours away to the Keys for the holiday.  The heck with the kids and grandkids.  I need to stay warm.  Should be (2x2x2x2x2x2) + (2+2+2+1) degrees for Christmas.  (Did that just for you TBoneTX)

 

Wife has us driving to the mountains of NC for New Years.  That's not going to be fun.  I don't even own an ice scraper for the car, and they don't sell them here.  Hope the credit card trick works.  Also noted that the only windshield washer fluid that's available here is the summer variety that's only good above freezing.  Got to find something to add to keep it from freezing.  Gin?

 

 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Also noted that the only windshield washer fluid that's available here is the summer variety that's only good above freezing.

Buy some of the cold-weather version online, or when you get farther north?

 

/has been pretty cold by southern California standards this month, overnight lows barely above freezing ...

[TBoneTX 43,433]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

(Did that just for you TBoneTX)

No, man -- you did it for precision, correctness, and P-mathematical purity, si man!

[TBoneTX 43,433]

Rant, grrrr man:

 

Why are pretzels included in Chex Mix, huh man?

They aren't spicy, no man, and if they are, they're gross, yuck man.

They never have enough salt on them, what's the purpose man.

And pretzels are properly a stand-alone snack anyway, reality man.

 

[Neonred 3,461]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

No, man -- you did it for precision, correctness, and P-mathematical purity, si man!

No, man.  I don't give two hoots about precision, correctness, and P-mathematical purity.

 

Just wanted to impress you and make you happy!