Some Oldies but goodies.

[isleta521 5]

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the

wedding,

he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I

don't

expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table

unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,

fishing,

boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you

give

me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that

there

will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or

not."

( SHE'S GOOD!)

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding

anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that

reads,

'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that

reads,

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast

table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed

either," and

storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and

rings

her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated

husband

says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so

proud

of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite

of her

objections..

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go

home and

wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at

the

top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right

back,

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft

before the masterpiece.

[Nessa 23]

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