Consolemaster's greatest hits

[mawilson 2,133]

Mawilson, how long did it take you to collect these posts? Seems like a lot of work.

Most of my lunch break

[GrenadianCrix 1]

Your timing is impecable....I was having a bad day after a training I ran ended up with half the participants with their heads on the table sleeping....ugh.

But now I'm laughing...a lot!

Thanks for tireless efforts during your lunch break.

Sue

[Alex+R 0]

Thank you Mark! A great way to turn around my craptastic day. And thank you Consolemaster, without whom this thread would not be possible,

[Niels Bohr 72]

I remembered in first year chemistry class the teacher asked, " How many of you support dihydrogren monoxide? It is used in nearly all chemicals that pollutes the Earth. It also is hazardous if you drink alot of it. This substance is also used in Nuclear Reactor. It's all over the Earth, and can kill you. "

Everyone in the class raised their hands because they don't support dihydrogen monoxide. I was the only one in the class that didn't raise my hands. Then, my professor walked up to me and said, " Congratulations! Looks like you will the our A student." Nobody had a clue. Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O, water. I would say I am raised a little differently than most.

[mRx 16]

consolemaster, Id like to make an addition to your collection here.

On welcoming new members:

WELCOME TO VJ!!!

NOOB!!!

[mawilson 2,133]

Of course!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

[Nagishkaw 510]

Connie sings ???

[GabachaYucateca 0]

mawilson: I think I love you. You have way too much time on your hands but you're my new hero.

[mawilson 2,133]

mawilson: I think I love you. You have way too much time on your hands but you're my new hero.

Awwww thank you!!!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Connie sings ???

He bangs, he bangs...

[Niels Bohr 72]

LOL. Another American Idol fan.

[Fandango 1,439]

I remembered in first year chemistry class the teacher asked, " How many of you support dihydrogren monoxide? It is used in nearly all chemicals that pollutes the Earth. It also is hazardous if you drink alot of it. This substance is also used in Nuclear Reactor. It's all over the Earth, and can kill you. "

Everyone in the class raised their hands because they don't support dihydrogen monoxide. I was the only one in the class that didn't raise my hands. Then, my professor walked up to me and said, " Congratulations! Looks like you will the our A student." Nobody had a clue. Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O, water. I would say I am raised a little differently than most.

[Minya's wife 24]

I remembered in first year chemistry class the teacher asked, " How many of you support dihydrogren monoxide? It is used in nearly all chemicals that pollutes the Earth. It also is hazardous if you drink alot of it. This substance is also used in Nuclear Reactor. It's all over the Earth, and can kill you. "

Everyone in the class raised their hands because they don't support dihydrogen monoxide. I was the only one in the class that didn't raise my hands. Then, my professor walked up to me and said, " Congratulations! Looks like you will the our A student." Nobody had a clue. Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O, water. I would say I am raised a little differently than most.

^^^^ :lol:

I guess that 'different' upbringing did not 'support' the drinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide if one is thirsty?

-P

Edited May 8, 2007 by Paula&Minya

[Niels Bohr 72]

Hmm....I wrote that one too quickly. Correction: " How many of you don't support dihydrogen monoxide? "