Jesus appears in Samsung Flash memory chip

[mawilson 2,133]

True believers and Golden Palace Casino take note: we have just received news

that Our Lord has manifested himself in a four-gig Samsung Flash memory chip -

complete with beard and ethereal "flower petal halo" effect:

Yay verily, as the Bible sayeth (Luke 21:27): "At that time they will see the Son of Man

coming in a cloud with power and great glory." Bendeth thine ears also to the words

of Matthew 24:27: "For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west,

so will be the coming of the Son of man."

Well, four gigs is plenty of power by anyone's reckoning, and as for "the lightning

comes from the east and flashes to the west", that's just too spooky to be coincidence.

Time to repent, and no mistake.

For the record, and before we all nip to the pub for one last pint before the final

judgement, the Flash Messiah was revealed by Chipworks using transmission electron

microscopy. The company's ####### James explained to El Reg: "We often get dark

fringe lines in the silicon, and in this case it looks like there was some holy influence."

Source

[Fandango 1,440]

HE looks angry

[Nagishkaw 510]

While they are quoting scripture, they forgot this one:

Matthew 24:4and 5..." Jesus answered: " Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name claiming, ' I am the Christ ' , and will deceive many."

Edited May 2, 2007 by Nagishkaw

[Niels Bohr 72]

LOL. Well, alot of circuit designers like to etch image (microscopic) onto chips and circuits. This is no exception. You can open up your computer, and scan for a very tiny image. It maybe a cartoon character, maybe a portrait, but the images are common on electronics.

[Robor007 0]

Depending how I look at it I see either a clown or a wizard. People see what they want to see. There was a Jon Stewart episode a while back where the woman saw Jesus in her wooden door. She was pretty though.

[almaty 19]

i see a lotus flower

[Aymerlu 3]

All the girls at work and I think it looks like the Mongolian dude on the Hu Hot sign here

[Welshcookie 17]

That is Jesus?? Goddamn!!!

(ok...an old Southpark joke... )

[Fandango 1,440]

That is Jesus?? Goddamn!!!

(ok...an old Southpark joke... )

Welshie, sometimes I think you're really a 15 yr old boy

[Otto 83]

I see Rob Zombie...

[Fandango 1,440]

I see Rob Zombie...

Now that you mention it.....you're right, hahahaha

[Dan J 277]

I see Rob Zombie...

Now that you mention it.....you're right, hahahaha

Yeah, Rob Zombie too for me lol

[Robor007 0]

That is Jesus?? Goddamn!!!

(ok...an old Southpark joke... )

Southpark rules. Pushing the limits of the censors every week.

People that annoy you: Naggers

[Niels Bohr 72]

No wonder. Samsung has always been a god when it comes to producing NAND FLASH MEMORY!

[almaty 19]

rob zombie too