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my butt is too big
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You're never supposed to agree when a woman tells you her butt is too big. :innocent:

sooooooooooooooo true brother MA

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Mexico
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my butt is too big
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You're never supposed to agree when a woman tells you her butt is too big. :innocent:

sooooooooooooooo true brother MA

really? :blink:

*scribbles into 'guide to marriage survival notes'*

Daniel

:energetic:

Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

---------------------------------------------

Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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K3(I-129F):

Oct. 28, 2004: Mailed I-129F.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

Nov. 5, 2004: Check Cashed!!

zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Oct. 8, 2004: I-130 Delivered to CSC in Laguna Niguel.

~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

Oct. 12, 2004 BCIS-CSC Signs for I-130 packet.

Oct. 21, 2004 Check cashed!

Oct. 25, 2004 NOA1 (I-130) Go CSC!!

Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

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NVC:

Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

Jan. 12, 2005 Case entered system

Jan. 29, 2005 Received I-864 Bill

Jan. 31, 2005 Sent Payment to St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 01, 2005 Wife received DS3032(Choice of Agent)

Feb. 05, 2005 Payment Received in St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 08, 2005 Sent DS3032 to Portsmouth NH

Feb. 12, 2005 DS3032 Received by NVC

Mar. 04, 2005 Received IV Bill

Mar. 04, 2005 Sent IV Bill Payment

Mar. 08, 2005 Received I864

Mar. 19, 2005 Sent I864

Mar. 21, 2005 I864 Received my NVC

Apr. 18, 2005 Received DS230

Apr. 19, 2005 Sent DS230

Apr. 20, 2005 DS230 received by NVC (signed by S Merfeld)

Apr. 22, 2005 DS230 entered NVC system

Apr. 27, 2005 CASE COMPLETE

May 10, 2005 CASE SENT TO JUAREZ

Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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CIUDAD JUAREZ, American Consulate:

Apr. 27, 2005 case completed at NVC.

May 10, 2005 in route to Juarez.

May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Nigeria
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Woman,

Why is it wrong or horrible to have a big butt?

It's not. I was just comparing my occasional insecurities with the guy who apparantley has some anatomical insecurities as well.

I-129F

11/15/2007 = Package sent overnight Fedex to CSC

11/16/2007 = Package arrived at CSC

11/21/2007 = NOA1 (according to www.uscis.gov online case status)

11/26/2007 = Check cashed (YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!)

11/28/2007 = Touched

11/30/2007 = Rec'd NOA1 hard copy in the mail

12/20/2007 = Touched

12/21/2007 = Touched

03/12/2008 = Touched (due to phone call)

03/24/2008 = NOA2!!!!!!!!!

03/25/2008 = Touched

04/23/2008 = Touched

05/05/2008 = Arrived at Consulate

05/12/2008 = Picked up Packets 3 & 4

06/24/2008 = Interview Date and APPROVAL

07/02/2008 = Picked up Visa at Embassy

07/05/2008 = Arrival in the U.S.!!!!!!!!! Met at POE in ATLANTA

07/06/2008 = Fly back to Salt Lake City Together!!!!

08/06/2008 = MARRIED TODAY!!!

AOS & EAD

08/23/2008 = Package sent via USPS with Signature Confirmation

08/25/2008 = Package arrived in Chicago

08/26/2008 = Check cashed

09/02/2008 = NOA1 for EAD and AOS received in the mail.

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Australia
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Hey, how would you know how big my butt is anyway?

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You're never supposed to agree when a woman tells you her butt is too big. :innocent:

I'm kinda of the mindset that if a person doesn't want the answer to the question then they really shouldn't ask the qestion. biggrin5.gif

Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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Hey, how would you know how big my butt is anyway?

Bean chekin it owt! drool5.gif

You're never supposed to agree when a woman tells you her butt is too big. :innocent:

I'm kinda of the mindset that if a person doesn't want the answer to the question then they really shouldn't ask the qestion. biggrin5.gif

They do want an answer, just not a truthful one :P

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my butt is too big
iagree.gif

leaving.gif

You're never supposed to agree when a woman tells you her butt is too big. :innocent:

sooooooooooooooo true brother MA

really? :blink:

*scribbles into 'guide to marriage survival notes'*

Daniel

:energetic:

always be cautious brother

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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now I got Sir-Mix-a-Lot in my head.

PS...put me down for the 'tell me the truth & don't bs me' crowd. I get wildly insulted if D tries to placate me. Tell me my outfit sucks, tell me it's not flattering...don't be all 'YOU LOOK GREAT!' if I don't.

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ecuador
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now I got Sir-Mix-a-Lot in my head.

PS...put me down for the 'tell me the truth & don't bs me' crowd. I get wildly insulted if D tries to placate me. Tell me my outfit sucks, tell me it's not flattering...don't be all 'YOU LOOK GREAT!' if I don't.

Ok.. I'm still jealous of that damn frog. :whistle:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

Filed: Timeline
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now I got Sir-Mix-a-Lot in my head.

PS...put me down for the 'tell me the truth & don't bs me' crowd. I get wildly insulted if D tries to placate me. Tell me my outfit sucks, tell me it's not flattering...don't be all 'YOU LOOK GREAT!' if I don't.

Ok.. I'm still jealous of that damn frog. :whistle:

HHAHAHAHHA man you have a GREAT memory!

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ecuador
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now I got Sir-Mix-a-Lot in my head.

PS...put me down for the 'tell me the truth & don't bs me' crowd. I get wildly insulted if D tries to placate me. Tell me my outfit sucks, tell me it's not flattering...don't be all 'YOU LOOK GREAT!' if I don't.

Ok.. I'm still jealous of that damn frog. :whistle:

HHAHAHAHHA man you have a GREAT memory!

Just like when on prom night... :whistle::innocent::P

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Kenya
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What about guys with the opposite problem? There is apparently such thing as "too big". There was this guy who was a friend of a friend in Kenya. His nickname--widely used across social circles--was "Punda", the word for a donkey. I guess in Kenya you can be "hung like a donkey". It sounded like the guy had a really hard time after a while in college meeting girls because word got around so fast. After that, I guess girls were interested to see it, but that was all! Poor guy!

Another interesting thing I came across in Kenya is that white guys and black guys have the opposite stereotypes regarding size in Kenya. I thought people were just pulling my leg (so to speak), but I heard enough people say it, that it may actually be true. (It's actually a bit more complex because different ethnic groups also have different stereotypes, so the Maasai and the Turkana, for example, are supposed to be huge.)

APR 25, 2006 ARRIVE IN KENYA FOR PH.D. DISSERTATION RESEARCH

JUL 07, 2006 MEET AT CHECK-INN CLUB IN BUSIA, KENYA

SEPT 25, 2006 RETURN TO US

OCT 18, 2006 I129F SUBMITTED

OCT 24, 2006 NOA1 I129F

OCT 24, 2006 BACK TO KENYA

NOV 18, 2006 PROPOSED IN MOMBASA, KENYA (SHE SAID "YES"!)

DEC 26, 2006 NOA2 I129F

DEC 27, 2006 RETURN FROM KENYA

JANUARY, 2006 NVC CAN'T LOCATE PETITION

FEB 14, 2007 LETTERS SENT TO CONGRESSMEN

FEB 15, 2007 CIS CUSTOMER SERVICE SENDS EMAIL TO CSC REQUESTING TRACE ON MY PETITION (SHOULD HEAR BACK W/IN 45 DAYS)

FEB 19, 2007 APPROVED PETITION TOUCHED

FEB 21, 2007 EMAIL FROM CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE SAYING PETITION HAS JUST BEEN RECEIVED BY NVC

FEB 23, 2007 PETITION SENT TO US EMBASSY IN NAIROBI, KENYA

MAR 5, 2007 PICKED UP PACKET 3/4 FROM EMBASSY

MAR 26, 2007 RETURNED PACKET 3 TO EMBASSY

APR 12, 2007 RETURNED MEDICAL EXAM RESULTS TO EMBASSY, HAD INTERVIEW, AND WAS APPROVED!

APR 26, 2007 PICKED-UP VISA FROM EMBASSY

APR 28-29, 2007 NAIROBI-ZURICH-CHICAGO-DETROIT-ANN ARBOR

JUL 3, 2007 WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS

JUL 30, 2007 MAIL AOS, EAD, AP APPLICATIONS

SEPT 8, 2007 CHECK CASHED

OCT 24, 2007 AP APPROVED

NOV 5, 2007 EAD APPROVED

NOV 6, 2007 EAD IN MAIL

JAN 22, 2008 INTERVIEW -- APPROVED!

Jacinta is a conditional permanent resident alien!

 

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