Bill Maher's wisdom

[anya-D 8]

These were Bill Maher's closing remarks on his show

the other night...

as funny as it is it is very sad.

Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more.

There's no more money to spend--you used up all of

that.

You can't start another war because you used up the

army.

And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has

become the

Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to

your Mom.

The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out.

No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished."

"Now it's time to do what you've always done best:

lose interest

and walk away. Like you did with your military service

and the oil

company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move

on and try

the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man?

Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other

things that

you as President could involve yourself in. Please

don't. I know, I know.

There's a lot left to do. There's a war with

Venezuela.

Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.

Turning the space program over to the church.

And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the

vote."

"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why?

Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.

You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you

haven't given

yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like

a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he

never

conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes."

"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies,

the surplus,

four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the

Pentagon and the

City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm

not saying

you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how

much worse

it could be if you were on the other side."

"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is:

'Take a hint.'

[irishgirl73 1]

I like Bill Maher, I don't watch the show that often but he is funny and brutally honest!!

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Funny.

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excellent

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