7 Things You're Sure Your Husband

[brnidokiegurl 0]

1. The mall? Can i go, too?

2. Do these Dockers make my butt look big?

3. Beer? Nah I'll have sparkling water instead.

4. Why don't we call your mother right now?

5. Honey, where did you leave the vacuum?

6. Which channel is Lifetime again?

7. Let's just cuddle!!

[almaty 19]

sooooooooo true

[almaty 19]

sooooooooo true

[*JG* 2]

1. The mall? Can i go, too?

2. Do these Dockers make my butt look big?

3. Beer? Nah I'll have sparkling water instead.

4. Why don't we call your mother right now?

5. Honey, where did you leave the vacuum?

6. Which channel is Lifetime again?

7. Let's just cuddle!!

Besides #1, #5, and #7, I agree.

[slim 1,514]

I don't say "let's just cuddle" but I say "I just wanna be close to you." My wife doesn't buy it though.... she knows what I'm doing.

[boo boo 1]

How about "Honey, Desparate Houswives is on...let's watch it together!" That show rocks and I do not know why my baby can not get into it....the women are beautiful...I would think that all man would be watching that show

[Amby 490]

I can't complain...Neil cleans without me even asking. He loves to go shopping together since he can't work it's one of the main reasons he gets out of the house. He does love him some beer though haha.

[homesick_american 1]

1. The mall? Can i go, too?

2. Do these Dockers make my butt look big?

3. Beer? Nah I'll have sparkling water instead.

4. Why don't we call your mother right now?

5. Honey, where did you leave the vacuum?

6. Which channel is Lifetime again?

7. Let's just cuddle!!

My husband says all those except 6; we don't have Lifetime in the UK. I MARRIED THE PERFECT MAN! :thumbs:

[Sinergy 3]

The one thing i never thought id hear from my hubby is " Oooooo The Real World is on...hurry i dont want to pause it!!""

By God, i heard it lastnight. didnt think i could actually get him addicted to that MTV show

[sj5 4]

[Fandango 1,439]

My husband says all those except 6; we don't have Lifetime in the UK. I MARRIED THE PERFECT MAN! :thumbs:

See, summat good to say about the UK

On the Lifetime thing...it pizzes me off so bad. Why is it 'television for women' while everything on there is all drama made for tv movies with bad acting? I think that's a bit sexist cos I wouldn't watch that shiznit if you paid me.

Focking sexists!

[Ladylethal 12]

Luis doesn't drink. Never has.

Luis loves cuddling and I am the one that loves my space to sleep all comfy, but he's always insisting in hugging me to sleep. I feel sufocated. I have this very weird habit of sleeping with my face free, I'll actually put my face to the edge of the bed so my nose, mouth, etc is not touching the sheets. Of course that means I have to give my back to Luis and he's always complaining I'm not cuddly like women are supposed to be. I am cuddly! Just not when I am trying to sleep.

The rest is sooooooo true.

[homesick_american 1]

My husband says all those except 6; we don't have Lifetime in the UK. I MARRIED THE PERFECT MAN! :thumbs:

See, summat good to say about the UK

On the Lifetime thing...it pizzes me off so bad. Why is it 'television for women' while everything on there is all drama made for tv movies with bad acting? I think that's a bit sexist cos I wouldn't watch that shiznit if you paid me.

Focking sexists!

Well...yes and no. There is no Lifetime channel here, but there's Living TV and the brain-rotting schlock that is HALLMARK. Between the two of them they show pretty much everything that Lifetime shows, except Designing Women. Lord, I miss that; I've NEVER found it on British television. No accounting for taste I suppose.

[lynny 0]

My husband doesnt drink beer, loves to cuddle, loves to shop, does all the vaccumming, makes the bed, does the dishes but does draw the line at watching the lifetime channel

lynny

Edited April 18, 2007 by lynny

[Nessa 23]

Luis loves cuddling and I am the one that loves my space to sleep all comfy, but he's always insisting in hugging me to sleep. I feel sufocated. I have this very weird habit of sleeping with my face free, I'll actually put my face to the edge of the bed so my nose, mouth, etc is not touching the sheets. Of course that means I have to give my back to Luis and he's always complaining I'm not cuddly like women are supposed to be. I am cuddly! Just not when I am trying to sleep.

we're so alike, I like to have my space to sleep and Charles also likes to cuddle. I can cuddle for a while but there's no way I can fall asleep in that position, so I go back to my normal sleep position, that is when I agree with cuddling for a while, usually when I'm sleep I'm more ''cuddle? are you crazy?''

As for the rest:

Charles hates the mall, and so do I.

Nothing would ever make his butt looks big and he would never ask.

Beer he can say no if you offer him an option between beer and dr. pepper. He loves Dr. Pepper (yuck)

As for calling my mother he can't speak her language, but often he asks me when was the last time I called her, reminding me.

He only vacuums when he shaves his pus$y - yes, his cat, what did you think?

Lifetime? I don't know what's that but he has no access to the remote, IT IS MINE!! - he lost the remote privilege when he married me

Edited April 18, 2007 by nessaandcharles