Oscar de la Hoya says Trump cheats at golf

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Doesn't everyone cheat at golf?

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

who's on first?

Jesus H Roosevelt Christ.

Please stay on Topic

Major points if anyone watches the show that quote came from. Its quite good

[Jacque67 7,328]

Roosevelt is the one?

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Roosevelt is the one?

Outlander on Starz. Really really good

[Expat1 971]

Doesn't everyone cheat at golf?

Sort of what I was thinking

[yuna628 9,881]

Doesn't everyone cheat at golf?

Pfft, everyone knows you only cheat at mini-golf. Those trickshots and water traps are hard!

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Pfft, everyone knows you only cheat at mini-golf. Those trickshots and water traps are hard!

Mini golf is serious business.

[TBoneTX 47,550]

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the Prime Minister of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of his Cardinals, "Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf, thereby showing our friendship and the ecumenical spirit that we both share in the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
The Pope deemed this a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked.
"None that plays very well," said a Cardinal. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him to play Mr. Sharon, and he would be your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
Everyone agreed that it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Jack Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play.
The day the match was completed, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. "I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.
"Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.
"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"There's bad news?", the Pope asked.
"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods."

[TBoneTX 47,550]

A guy walked into a Pro Shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500 here that says that my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club. In fact, he hits it 500 yards -- right down the middle -- every time!"
Everyone in the Pro Shop started laughing. After a moment, the newest pro at the club and the longest hitter in the area spoke up. "I gotta see this!" he said. "You know what? I'll take you up on that wager! Meet you on the first tee."
When they reached the 585-yard, par-5 first tee, the trainer led the gorilla to the tee box, put a driver in his hands, and set a tee in the ground. The gorilla did the rest.
Sure enough, he smashed his drive right down the middle and clear out of sight. When the ball finally came to rest, it was on the green -- six inches from the cup.
The pro was astonished. "That's incredible!" he exclaimed. "How did you train him to hit the ball like that? There's no need for me to tee off. I couldn't beat him with a stick. Here's your money."
As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the trainer and said, "Oh, by the way, how does he putt?"
The trainer responded, "Just like he drives -- 500 yards. Right down the middle. Every time."

[TBoneTX 47,550]

At a golf course, four men approached the 16th tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.

As they all stood in amazement, one man asked him, "How on earth did you do that?"

Without hesitation, he said, "You have to know the bus timetable."

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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.

"These fairways seem to be getting longer, too," said one of the others.

"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them, too," said the third senior.

After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be thankful that we're still on the right side of the grass!"

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A man enthusiastically went golfing with his foursome every week. However, one day he was hours and hours late returning home. He staggered in, looking exhausted and haggard.

"What happened?" asked his concerned wife.

"Well, on the second fairway, Harry had a heart attack and died," he said. "So for all 16 holes after that, it was hit the ball and drag Harry... hit the ball and drag Harry..."