Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[SAT 9,609]

You ok?

[SAT 9,609]

Little turtle is still 102.3 all right...

[Ontarkie 13,979]

How many days has it been now, and she's still acting pretty normal?

It's possible to have an ear infection, but I know a few friends who's kids have had a high fever with nothing else. Doctors said it was a nasty virus going around.

If she is acting normal I'd wait it out. But that is me.

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah she's pretty normal. Today she was a little off. But still playing and drinking. She had a bout of diarrhea. Right now she's antsy from waking up, and taking medicine...

I know that if she goes to the doctor, she'll prescribe antibiotics. But that's what I'm trying to avoid...

She's drinking Pedialyte.

It's been 2 days.

[Ontarkie 13,979]

Ya I wouldn't take her to the doctors either.

Everything you said here seems like a bug to me.

The fever is responding to the tylenol or motrin right?

[TBoneTX 43,487]

After an hour of me fretfully looking at him fiddling with wires, the hole in the ceiling is no more, and the fan is operational! No electrocutions or explosions, thanks to amazon prime's ability to send out a part no one in town wanted to sell us. Having Mr. Fix-It around is a nifty thing.

Foto of nonexistent hole now, Y-Bonette ma'am.

The farmer gave me venison sausage...

Did the Malaysian Embassy give you a refund yet, huh man?

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served chicken-&-rice casserole, ingest man.

Grass, still greener than Tarks grass.

Wrong, man. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, meaning that ours is greener, tough man.

i managed to plow through it

It snowed AGAIN, Niki-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 43,487]

If she is acting normal I'd wait it out. But that is me.

Do not fail to listen to the advice of the maternally experienced Ontarklar, no man!

She's drinking Pedialyte.

Force this, mixed with moonshine, Ontarklar recipe man.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

Glorious weather for GS-ing, Chamber of Commerce man.

We were out from Many (2x2x2) a.m. till Many (2+1) p.m., hardcore man.

The take, see man:

-- Fisher-Price (Mattel?) castle for Mini-B. with all working parts = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

-- swim-trunks with lobsters on them for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal man

-- 2 linen handkerchiefs; Avon lotion for Mrs. T-B.; Many (2+1) business-card holders = $Many

($2+2+2+1), OK man

-- Many (2+2) shirts & 2 pants (all nearly new) for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

-- shirt & pants for Mini-B. = $2, OK man

-- L/S dress shirt; L/S blouse for Mrs. T-B., pack of envelopes = $1, steal man

-- black dress-loafers = $5, deal man

-- Many (2x2x2x2x2-2-1)-inch barely used suitcase; huge roll of huge address-labels; pack of

heatless lamination sheets = $Many ($2+2+2), steal man

-- bath towel = $1, deal man

-- 2 designer short pants & designer blouse for Mrs. T-B. = $2, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2x2+2+half a buck), highly satisfying man

As a serendipitous boon, we had to wait Many (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]) minutes to get into one mass GS, unprecedented man, and we sold a pre-owned toilet seat to the lady behind us, time is money man.

We lunched at Subway with use of coupon, deal man.

Only one GS and one ES were phantom, not a big deal this week no man.

Mrs. T-B. pleased with our purchases, picky she man.

Mini-B. thrilled with new castle, delighted wee man.

As a serendipitous boon, when we returned to the casa at Many p.m., Mrs. T-B. was preparing to take Mini-B. to a little amigo's casa, so we were able to nap, much-needed zzz man.

However, we first went back out to Aldi* and to the dry-cleaners for same-day pickup, efficient man.

*We bought Mrs. T-B. (and ourself) cheap, historical consistency man.

Attention-starved cat napped with us, we and warm furry purring corpulent miu zzz man.

Upon awakening and brood's return, read a Thomas story to Mini-B., attentive wee man.

Then built towers of wooden blocks and let Mini-B. crash trains into them, delighted wee man.

Dished the warsher, ready to de-dish soon man.

Warshered/baking kitchen rags & new bath towel, must fold soon man.

Warshering week's bath linens at this writing, save work tomorrow man.

A good day was had by us, whee man.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Folded kitchen rags, sense of completion man.

Bath linens currently baking, keep us up man.

Should fold them tonight, si man.

Can't bend down to pull them from dryer in the morning, reincarnate us as an invertebrate man.

Also de-dished the warsher, not penultimate task as usual man.

Cat associates de-dishing with imminent brushing, miu-of-routine man.

We therefore brushed cat, mollify the miu man.

Brushing far more thorough than last several nights, not Many a.m. yet man.

Cat even exposed multicolored, forest-thick-furry tummy for brushing, rare event man.

Half of cat came out in the brush, cannot skimp on this duty man.

Upon brushing's cessation, outraged cat tried to eat our leg, why did Cat-Daddy quit man.

Maybe we will brush her again later tonight, brush one get one man.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Mrs. T-B. yakking on phone in Spanish, yak she man.

Last night, she wanted to yak with us again, yak she with we man.

The dialogue, see man:

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak YAK yak YAK YAK yak yak.

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak YAK yak yak yak! Yak yak -- YAK yak yak.

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: YAK yak yak yak! Yak yak yak; YAK! Yak YAK!

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: I love you so much for listening to me, Carino.

T-B.: Si, Carino.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Loudly purring, well-brushed cat now on our lap, purr miu and type with one hand we man.

Corpulent feline tummy VERY soft and sleek, what a difference man.

When younger, Mini-B. called older sister "soft & juicy," perceptive wee man.

Such a sweet kitty, we love miu man.

[TBoneTX 43,487]

Cat (dozing by chair, hoping to play Wrappers) prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with lavishly bestowable +1 inventories!

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Omg!!!! The family and our daughter's friend went to see the Huntsman 2 tonight. Do they make any movies without oochy coochying anymore???? For a second I thought they were going to have a full stuffing fest on the scene!!! I was highly embarrassed especially since the kids were there. It's supposed to be based off of a fairy tale for stuff sakes!!! Give the girl a peck, ride off into the wind and bang the damsel in your private quarters. SHISH!!!!

[SAT 9,609]

The fever is responding to the tylenol or motrin right?

Yeah.

[Ontarkie 13,979]

Yeah.

Ya I would let it run its coarse as she is acting normal.