Man with foreign objects in rectum faces deportation.

[peejay 327]

I remember that I commented on the earlier post that this guy needed to live somewhere other than in the USA as he obviously has issues. I'm glad that someone found a way to make it happen.

Man with foreign objects in rectum faces deportation

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — An Iraqi immigrant faces deportation after triggering a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport when authorities found a suspicious device lodged in his body, officials said.

Fadhel Al-Maliki, 35, of Atlantic, N.J., prompted the alert March 6 during a screening for a flight to Philadelphia when he tried to go through security with two objects in his rectum. The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress.

That wasn't enough to constitute a federal offense, FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said. However, immigration agents reviewed Al-Maliki's case and said they found two violent convictions on his record.

The convictions for domestic violence and possession of an illegal weapon violate the terms of Al-Maliki's status as a permanent U.S. resident and make him subject to deportation, said Lori Haley, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Haley said she had no details on the convictions, and that it wasn't clear when deportation proceedings would begin.

A US Airways plane bound for Philadelphia was diverted because Al-Maliki's checked luggage had been screened and put aboard without him.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/4625058.html

[almaty 19]

yeah, time to go back to iraq

[mawilson 2,133]

It's because the objects in his rectum were foreign, isn't it?

I reckon it would have been ok if he'd had American objects in his rectum.

[Nagishkaw 510]

wrecked 'em , heck ! it darned near killed him!

[peejay 327]

It's because the objects in his rectum were foreign, isn't it?

I reckon it would have been ok if he'd had American objects in his rectum.

Because the guy is obviously a weirdo. Do you want him as a neighbor? How about a room mate? Hire him as a babysitter for your kids.

Go sponsor him or post bail on him to show us that you care.

[cbd2cai 0]

[Fandango 1,440]

It's because the objects in his rectum were foreign, isn't it?

I reckon it would have been ok if he'd had American objects in his rectum.

Because the guy is obviously a weirdo. Do you want him as a neighbor? How about a room mate? Hire him as a babysitter for your kids.

Go sponsor him or post bail on him to show us that you care.

it was a pun, relax.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

It's because the objects in his rectum were foreign, isn't it?

I reckon it would have been ok if he'd had American objects in his rectum.

Because the guy is obviously a weirdo. Do you want him as a neighbor? How about a room mate? Hire him as a babysitter for your kids.

Go sponsor him or post bail on him to show us that you care.

it was a pun, relax.

Seriously. I hear you can reduce stress if you put a polished stone and a piece of metal up your bum.

[peejay 327]

It's because the objects in his rectum were foreign, isn't it?

I reckon it would have been ok if he'd had American objects in his rectum.

Because the guy is obviously a weirdo. Do you want him as a neighbor? How about a room mate? Hire him as a babysitter for your kids.

Go sponsor him or post bail on him to show us that you care.

it was a pun, relax.

So was mine. That's why the .

[Cali Gal CPA 0]

Scary. What if this is a dry run to see what can pass through security? Assuming that it is, now they know these (a small stone/metal) can be detected, they'll try something new next time. They have the luxury of time to do trial and error. Really scary thought.

Seriously, who puts stones and metals up their ####### to relax?

[SoL. 0]

Scary. What if this is a dry run to see what can pass through security? Assuming that it is, now they know these (a small stone/metal) can be detected, they'll try something new next time. They have the luxury of time to do trial and error. Really scary thought.

Seriously, who puts stones and metals up their ####### to relax?

That's what I thought, trying what can go thru security. Weirdo. Thank God was not his celphone.

[Aussielad 37]

and more so because he's from Iraq,...what would've happened if it was someone from the U.S. that did that??? or maybe a U.S.permanent resident from Canada?

I guess if they were wanting to look for a reason to deport him, they were going to find one no matter what.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Scary. What if this is a dry run to see what can pass through security? Assuming that it is, now they know these (a small stone/metal) can be detected, they'll try something new next time. They have the luxury of time to do trial and error. Really scary thought.

Seriously, who puts stones and metals up their ####### to relax?

That's what I thought, trying what can go thru security. Weirdo. Thank God was not his celphone.

Or an umbrella, a pineapple, a bucket of coal, a saxaphone, or a small brown mammal.