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A British man has confessed to making love to over 30 different cars and setting up

a website to explain his techniques to the masses.

It was British tabloid The Sun which today lifted the bonnet on people who love cars

a little too much.

It quoted the story of Chris, apparently a 38 year old from the West Country, who

claims to have made the beast with two boots with everything from a Peugeot 205

to his current squeeze, a Jag XK8. Donald is not afraid of exploring the boundaries

of his sexuality. He’s also had brief flings with two motorboats and a jetski.

Donald tells the paper that a nice car was a “feast for the sense…smells, feelings,

and tastes.”

Not only does he like a bit of quick fit action, he also runs a website devoted to his

auto erotic pastime, and claims to be in touch with about 500 other crankshaft fanatics.

Chris’s site appears to be here. We hope he’s got extra bandwidth lined up, as no

doubt it will soon be overloaded with other vehicle lovers hoping to stage the ultimate

car key party.

A quick cruise of the web uncovers extensive evidence of this major contributor to

global warming. Here on YouTube a woman pleasures an automobile, while here

fans discuss strategies to ease the pain of tailpipe action.

Being asked if you want a good hand wax and polish will never be the same. :P


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Ummm...to each his own?

Mags...where are your cats?


ONE DAY AT A TIME....

REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS

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01/23/2009: Biometrics appt letter received

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Ummm...to each his own?

Mags...where are your cats?

Right now? One of them is on the sofa, the other is in his little bed type box.... :P

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i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this :lol:

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere :lol:


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i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this :lol:

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere :lol:

i found it but wasn't sure if I should post it :whistle: so I didn't... but here it is....

Not Safe For Work or Kids

Edited by MarilynP

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Guess its true Guys doooooooooo love their cars most :lol:

Edited by brnidokiegurl

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Autophiles need to be gassed .


Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this :lol:

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere :lol:

i found it but wasn't sure if I should post it :whistle: so I didn't... but here it is....

Not Safe For Work or Kids

:lol: that one is so funny :thumbs:


* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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