Man claims to have made love to over 30 cars

[mawilson 2,133]

A British man has confessed to making love to over 30 different cars and setting up

a website to explain his techniques to the masses.

It was British tabloid The Sun which today lifted the bonnet on people who love cars –

a little too much.

It quoted the story of Chris, apparently a 38 year old from the West Country, who

claims to have made the beast with two boots with everything from a Peugeot 205

to his current squeeze, a Jag XK8. Donald is not afraid of exploring the boundaries

of his sexuality. He’s also had brief flings with two motorboats and a jetski.

Donald tells the paper that a nice car was a “feast for the sense…smells, feelings,

and tastes.”

Not only does he like a bit of quick fit action, he also runs a website devoted to his

auto erotic pastime, and claims to be in touch with about 500 other crankshaft fanatics.

Chris’s site appears to be here. We hope he’s got extra bandwidth lined up, as no

doubt it will soon be overloaded with other vehicle lovers hoping to stage the ultimate

car key party.

A quick cruise of the web uncovers extensive evidence of this major contributor to

global warming. Here on YouTube a woman pleasures an automobile, while here

fans discuss strategies to ease the pain of tailpipe action.

Being asked if you want a good hand wax and polish will never be the same.

[Mags 112]

Good grief!

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

weirdo

[TracyLuis 0]

Ummm...to each his own?

Mags...where are your cats?

[Marilyn. 340]

i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

[Mags 112]

Ummm...to each his own?

Mags...where are your cats?

Right now? One of them is on the sofa, the other is in his little bed type box....

Edited March 9, 2007 by mags

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere

[Marilyn. 340]

i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere

i found it but wasn't sure if I should post it so I didn't... but here it is....

Not Safe For Work or Kids

Edited March 9, 2007 by MarilynP

[Fandango 1,439]

#######? lol!

[Alex+R 0]

he also runs a website devoted to his

auto erotic pastime

LOLOLOLOL nice one, writer

[Jasman0717 8]

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[brnidokiegurl 0]

Guess its true Guys doooooooooo love their cars most

Edited March 9, 2007 by brnidokiegurl

[MissStacey 1]

He could get AIDS. Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Autophiles need to be gassed .

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

i remember seeing an SNL skit about something like this

it was a commercial for the "Mercury Mistress"

i have that video clip somewhere

i found it but wasn't sure if I should post it so I didn't... but here it is....

Not Safe For Work or Kids

that one is so funny