7 Things I Can Do That My Black Son Can’t

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

FTR,

I didn't tell them what my ethnicity was. I wanted to earn it. So I left out the EEO part. I didn't want to have any raised eyebrows when I started working. My resume and my skills are all I need.

Seriously, if you need some help. Send me your resume. There's a lady here who's a beast at writing them. Because of her I've had 4 interviews, 3 offers and the job that's waiting for me.

I got a resume tha makes me look a whole lot better than I am. I mean yes I was a plant manager and did some great stuff on paper, but it was niche type thing. I don't want another high profile pressure cooker job, but often time I get the , we are not hiring managers at this time, you are not be considered.

I hope this driving a limo thing works out. The two trips i have made have been fun. it has to be the least stressful job in the world and it's part time, which is cool.

P.S. Your first name is a dead give away you are black. Sorry

[Karee 4,189]

FTR,

I didn't tell them what my ethnicity was. I wanted to earn it. So I left out the EEO part. I didn't want to have any raised eyebrows when I started working. My resume and my skills are all I need.

Seriously, if you need some help. Send me your resume. There's a lady here who's a beast at writing them. Because of her I've had 4 interviews, 3 offers and the job that's waiting for me.

Plus your name is Marvin. That doesn't sound black at all. If it was Jamal, they'd probably have you emptying the trash bins.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I got a resume tha makes me look a whole lot better than I am. I mean yes I was a plant manager and did some great stuff on paper, but it was niche type thing. I don't want another high profile pressure cooker job, but often time I get the , we are not hiring managers at this time, you are not be considered.

I hope this driving a limo thing works out. The two trips i have made have been fun. it has to be the least stressful job in the world and it's part time, which is cool.

P.S. Your first name is a dead give away you are black. Sorry

My mom promised me I had a white name. I want my money back.

Plus your name is Marvin. That doesn't sound black at all. If it was Jamal, they'd probably have you emptying the trash bins.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I got a resume tha makes me look a whole lot better than I am. I mean yes I was a plant manager and did some great stuff on paper, but it was niche type thing. I don't want another high profile pressure cooker job, but often time I get the , we are not hiring managers at this time, you are not be considered.

I hope this driving a limo thing works out. The two trips i have made have been fun. it has to be the least stressful job in the world and it's part time, which is cool.

P.S. Your first name is a dead give away you are black. Sorry

Driving a limo is a fun job, you get to meet a lot of interesting people in a low stress environment.

I drove part time nights for a limo service when I was in my twenties. The limo company had stretch limos and limo vans. They had contracts with 4 different airlines and we would drive the pilots and stewardesses back and forth from Logan airport to their hotels in Boston. The money wasn't bad as it was mostly tips and I didn't have to worry about taxes. But the benefits far outweighed the money. I was single at the time and the stories I could tell you about partying with the stewardesses in the hotels would read something like a Penthouse forum. Wild to say the least.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Driving a limo is a fun job, you get to meet a lot of interesting people in a low stress environment.

I drove part time nights for a limo service when I was in my twenties. The limo company had stretch limos and limo vans. They had contracts with 4 different airlines and we would drive the pilots and stewardesses back and forth from Logan airport to their hotels in Boston. The money wasn't bad as it was mostly tips and I didn't have to worry about taxes. But the benefits far outweighed the money. I was single at the time and the stories I could tell you about partying with the stewardesses in the hotels would read something like a Penthouse forum. Wild to say the least.

That's what I am saying. I did not want to work full time, and i refuse to do anything high pressure or stressful. So far this little gig is just what the doctor ordred. weddings,Parties, carrying execs to the airport. Gets me out of the house and pays enough to make it worth my while. I enjoy being the token white dude

Edited October 29, 2014 by The Nature Boy

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

FTR,

I didn't tell them what my ethnicity was. I wanted to earn it. So I left out the EEO part. I didn't want to have any raised eyebrows when I started working. My resume and my skills are all I need.

Seriously, if you need some help. Send me your resume. There's a lady here who's a beast at writing them. Because of her I've had 4 interviews, 3 offers and the job that's waiting for me.

I tried to PM you but VJ says you cannot receive any new messages.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I tried to PM you but VJ says you cannot receive any new messages.

He just put you on his block list. Black men are funny like that about other black men

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

He just put you on his block list. Black men are funny like that about other black men

Let me check.... nope, I'm not laughing. Ergo, THIS black man is not funny like that!

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I tried to PM you but VJ says you cannot receive any new messages.

Sorry, hit my quota. You can PM me now.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Sorry, hit my quota. You can PM me now.

Too late. I sent my PM to a white guy who doesn't discriminate.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Too late. I sent my PM to a white guy who doesn't discriminate.

Racist! Reported.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Sorry, hit my quota. You can PM me now.

Wait just a darn minute. It just dawned on me what you said....

You have a QUOTA on the number of white guys you will talk to via PM??? OMG, the height of racism. I hereby nominate you head racist on VJ.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Wait just a darn minute. It just dawned on me what you said....

You have a QUOTA on the number of white guys you will talk to via PM??? OMG, the height of racism. I hereby nominate you head racist on VJ.

I have to keep a quota. All these white guys keep wanting me to be their friend since the new rules state you need at least 2 black friends in order to not look racist. I'm awesome enough to count as 3 black folks.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

I have to keep a quota. All these white guys keep wanting me to be their friend since the new rules state you need at least 2 black friends in order to not look racist. I'm awesome enough to count as 3 black folks.

LMAO, three, eh? Then Shirley Janelle will count as 5 or 6???

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

LMAO, three, eh? Then Shirley Janelle will count as 5 or 6???

Nah, I'd say two. Everyone can't be on my level here on VJ.

Now IRL is a different story, but I won't talk and tell...