USCIS Crystal Ball

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I see an ex-postal service employee who adjudicates while picking his nose

Edited March 7, 2014 by ExExpat

[Darnell 8,478]

I see an ex-IRS agent working as an adJudicator and fapping to the sexy sex photos the petitioner included in the I-130 petition.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I see anger. Yes. Someone forgot to make coffee

[Novembro 1,763]

I see apathy. I don't get paid enough to decide the fate of another's life.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I see a dusty room with a sign on the door: "Hold for further processing"

[Jawaree 717]

I see an adjudicator wondering, does this couple match....nah

[Janelle2002 3,865]

I see someone sleep at the desk from being hung over.

[Jawaree 717]

I see an angry adjudicator whose BIL from overseas treats

her sister badly...*thinking "hell no not another one up on here"

stamp denied not bonafide

[GBCW 397]

I see a game thread destined for greatness.

No, not this one. The other one.

[ditdot 46]

I see piles of petitions on a table of a moody adjudicator and at the bottom of the pile is my petition

[Jawaree 717]

I see an adjudicator that go as slow as allowed on a daily basis..thinking who cares

[oceanborn 33]

I see an irate adjudicator, being pestered daily by these gosh-darn "congressional inquiries". Can't these people just leave me alone?

[X Factor 1,110]

I see someone going postal ... Where is my darn application

[Jawaree 717]

I see an adjudicator at their desk, staring ahead and thinking "I agree with Trump the dams load will lighten"

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

I see an adjudicator filling the documents in the shredder