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Why do all women sleep on their backs facing upwards and men on stomachs facing downwards?

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JanaknJanet Proficient

JanaknJanet   1

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OHOMYGOODNESS.. another frekin biased dum-azzzzed statement...

ALL WOMEN... ALL MEN...

why do you seem to think all.. .. like. etc.. as the same..

hmmm.. thin fat... .. all none.. holy cow...

anyhow...

let me burst your bubble..

I NEVER SLEEP on my back... .. never have never will...

.. Best way is curled up tightly against my man.. head resting on his chest..

But dang... since I cannot be doing that now... seems my lazy dog. has taken up the position hahaha..

no just kiddin... .. anyhow.. ..

If you have ever been in the military.. or .. worked on a ship..... you might change your thinking..

My father.. retired Navy Comander.. .. .. sleeps on his back.. on the edge of the bed.. hands holding the edge of the blanket.. right up to his chin... looks like a dead person.. haha.. but he says he has always slept like that to keep the blanket on him .. and himself in his bunk when he was on ship for many years...

Jan as well sleeps flat on his back... .... funny i woke up one night.. just looking at him... and ya know what...

he too.. slept there. hands across his chest.. just like my father.. hahahaha.. .. might I say .. that to me .. must be a man thing... .. hahaha..

give me my bed.. pillows.. and my man.. and i ll curl right up...

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Sinergy Mentor

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:unsure: I sleep facing down so I hope there is no *meaning* behind that. :lol:

hahaha me too, while im sleeping on my stomach my husband sleeps on his back ;)

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:unsure: I sleep facing down so I hope there is no *meaning* behind that. :lol:

hehehehe jp you naughty girl :lol:

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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My wife sleeps on the floor. What does that mean?

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Sinergy   3

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My wife sleeps on the floor. What does that mean?

that means she dont like to sleep with you :)

:luv:

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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My wife sleeps on the floor. What does that mean?

that means she dont like to sleep with you :)

:luv:

oops. she has some splain'n to do

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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Captain Oates   911

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does elton sleep on his side ?

I sleep on my back so I can watch my lovely wife going to the bathroom (toilet) at 3am

perhaps men who sleep on their front don't want to see ....

for some reason...

Women who sleep on their back are self concious about their hairy backs ?

I don't judge

I once saw 4 women asleep standing up in a phone box

If you sleep face down it allows bed mites to get into your nose and then into your brain and then you make strange postings and get stranger replies - so don't do it !

Sensory overload - I am going to lay down now

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