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:lol::lol::lol: WHERE DOES HE COME FROM?????????????????WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!! BUT FUNNY THOUGH FOR REAL!!!!!!! It's not like me to insult anyone but is he for real?????????????PLEASE FORGIVE ME GOD!!!!! Edited by forchika

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7/13/09 Sent I-751 application VSC

7/16/09 Package arrived at VSC at 2:08pm signed by D. Renaud

7/24/09 Rcvd I-797C, NOA from VSC

7/29/09 Rcvd Biometric letter...biometrics appt 8/18/09

11/24/09 Rcvd ROC approval ltr...dated 11/18/09

12/04/09 Rcvd 10 yr Green Card in mail

Filed: Country: India
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All I can say... issss. SHALLOW>.

I think you need to got to Blockbusters, Hollywood video's or Netflix and rent a movie..

WATCH>>> SHALLOW HAL..

and you would know why so many people are a tad put off by this thread...

Personally.. I am BBW... and Know what I want.. to heck with .. what the norm is... skinney.. or big... what I was given in life.. I will take.

If one is so driven by physical looks.. I truely wonder ... would you ever be pleased? But then again.. we are in America... if you have the money.. you can always just get surgery and make yourself to what everyone expects you should look like...

*** struts around the room ... dancing.. to .. Barbie Girl.... Ima Barbie Girl.. In a Barbie World..

Barbie Girl

- Hi Barbie!

- Hi Ken!

- You wanna go for a ride?

- Sure, Ken!

- Jump in!

- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie

You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!

- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!

- Oh, I love you Ken!

So Glad I have a man that Loves my lumps..

Love isn't love unless it is expressed;

caring isn't caring unless the other person knows;

sharing isn't sharing unless the other person is included

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OK so which is better. LOL

never had a woman

never had a woman like you

doin' all the things

doin' all the things you do

ain't no fairy story

ain't no skin and bones

but you give it all you got

weighin' in at nineteen stone

you're a whole lotta woman

gotta a whole lotta woman

gotta whole lotta Rosie

whole lotta Rosie

whole lotta Rosie

and you're a whole lotta woman

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I got a girl named bony moronie,

she's as skinny as a stick of macoroni.

Got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on,

she's not very fat, just skin and bone.

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Is it better to have a slim spouse or a fatty? Please keep this clean.

Its lotsa a fun to get a FATTY! :devil:

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CAROL & MARC

MY HONEY'S PROFILE

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08-28-08 - Mailed I-751

08-30-08 - Delivered

09-01-08 - Touched

09-03-08 - Check cleared

09-06-08 - NOA1 in the mail (dated 08/29???)

10-09-08 - Biometrics (Touched)

12-16-08 - Email "Card production ordered"

12-24-08 - Santa came and brought my present (Greencard in the mail!)

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BICHON FRISE LOVER!!!

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I like pale, unhealthy looking men of any shape.

Me too. I prefer super super fat and super super scary looking. The more unhealthy, the better. Alcoholics & smokers = perfect.

In fact, I think Matako the TROLL may just be my perfect match. Too bad I'm not from Ukraine - oops I mean Mozambique -- oops, I forgot "she" is now from Uzbekistan.

 

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