If God is a woman, what kind of breasts does she have?

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I imagine them small and perky, but that may be a function of my personal biases.

What do you think? Discuss.

[웃 910]

I think God is a transsexual.

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I think God is a transsexual.

You sick #######.

[Deputy Purple 1,294]

Heavenly of course which I imagine would mean that each person would see what they prefer...

[mawilson 2,133]

Really, really inappropriate. The whole thread is borderline -- I can live with boobs being described as perky and small, or what the believer perceives them to be, as these are fairly vague and nebulous concepts. That comment was WAY too graphic for VJ.

Wow, you're really uptight.

[Darnell 8,479]

Wow, that's an odd fantasy you've got there Darnell. I'm not sure that this forum is the proper medium for you to express those bizarre fantasies. You should look at other forums for that sort of material.

Why would you say that?

If God were Female, I'd expect her to resemble some Earth Mother Type, or Fertility Goddess, not any Super-Muscled Amazon Type.

But, as usual, yer up to yer regular 'lets Bait Darnell' tactic.

and it's not working (again).

Nice Try, though.... Maybe a D- for effort and content, though.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Why would you say that?

If God were Female, I'd expect her to resemble some Earth Mother Type, or Fertility Goddess, not any Super-Muscled Amazon Type.

But, as usual, yer up to yer regular 'lets Bait Darnell' tactic.

and it's not working (again).

Nice Try, though.... Maybe a D- for effort and content, though.

I'm not quite sure you understand what baiting is, as what I said clearly was not.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Post containing a description considered offensive by several members has been removed along with posts quoting same. There are ways to phrase descriptions that are not quite so graphic but still get the meaning across. Thanks.

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Post containing a description considered offensive by several members has been removed along with posts quoting same.

I missed it

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Wow, you're really uptight.

I wouldn't call it uptight, I'd call it "adhering to standards of propriety."

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I imagine them small and perky, but that may be a function of my personal biases.

What do you think? Discuss.

Small and perky...it doesn't get any better than that imo. I love small and perky breast.

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Small and perky...it doesn't get any better than that imo. I love small and perky breast.

+1

[Obama 2012 1,714]

something like this:

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

something like this:

That's a thread killer.

[BishopM 114]

I imagine them small and perky, but that may be a function of my personal biases.

What do you think? Discuss.

Brother...what has happened? You didn't seem like this type of poster recently...