More questions about sex...

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

and an analysis of their bio infestations to see which is the least flatulent

Now we are are talking

[The_Dude 1,142]

I thought he was concerned about his privacy?

Sure. However, most men are still capable of saying someone else's wife is more attractive than their own. For some of us, it's harder than others. (And for the record, and for safety!, it should never be done in front of one's own wife!)

That's not privacy concern slim. She's my friend and she knows my wife. It's not like she's posting pictures or anything.

[slim 1,533]

I personally won't be satisfied until every poster lists their spouse's and their own weight, height, BMI, shoe size and in-seam measurement alongside an extensive portfolio of photos - then we will really know what's what

Mine -

215, 5'8", 31, 11, 30 - http://www.myspace.com/bradleysettle/photos

Hers -

130, 5'7", 20, 8, 32

Standing by for yours.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Why on Earth would anyone want to play such a childish game?

Advertising your wife like meat. How immature.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

and an analysis of their bio infestations to see which is the least flatulent

I'd like to wait until after my acidophilus-infused colonic treatment if that's OK.

[slim 1,533]

or they simply prefer their own wife - folks aren't as "jealous" as some people here suppose them to be. Insisting they are makes you look, well, a little insecure

I'm glad they prefer their own wives. They should. However, to say "my wife is more attractive than yours" without having the courtesy of posting a pic for comparison is just poor form.

and an analysis of their bio infestations to see which is the least flatulent

Surprisingly enough, it's me. She eats waaaaay more veggies!

That's not privacy concern slim. She's my friend and she knows my wife. It's not like she's posting pictures or anything.

Posting a pic is anonymous. Nobody knows who she is.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I'm glad they prefer their own wives. They should. However, to say "my wife is more attractive than yours" without having the courtesy of posting a pic for comparison is just poor form.

Actually, if you read his post he said he found his wife more attractive that Gary's, as in this was his preference....he was not making a universal statement that we all needed to agree with. Why do you find that so difficult to accept?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I'm glad they prefer their own wives. They should. However, to say "my wife is more attractive than yours" without having the courtesy of posting a pic for comparison is just poor form.

Because that's NOT what he said you moron.

He said beauty is relative and that he finds his own wife more attractive.

[mawilson 2,133]

Why on Earth would anyone want to play such a childish game?

Advertising your wife like meat. How immature.

It's only immature if his wife is hotter than yours

[The_Dude 1,142]

I'm glad they prefer their own wives. They should. However, to say "my wife is more attractive than yours" without having the courtesy of posting a pic for comparison is just poor form.

Surprisingly enough, it's me. She eats waaaaay more veggies!

Posting a pic is anonymous. Nobody knows who she is.

Sorry slim, I don't base my life or my marriage on what some random internet people think. I can admit that there are more attractive women than my wife, but in the context of this discussion, that's not the case.

[Captain Oates 911]

Mine -

215, 5'8", 31, 11, 30 - http://www.myspace.com/bradleysettle/photos

Hers -

130, 5'7", 20, 8, 32

Standing by for yours.

Mine (not my wife's) are exactly the same as Arnold Schwarzenegger's but I am younger than him and my heart is original.

I was most pleased to find this out some years ago

praps a different shape but nevertheless the same measurements so we could swap clothes - though I don't expect to.

My first wife was a real woofer so I would admit anyone's wife was prettier than she.

Well except Winnie Mandela and John McCain's wife and a couple of Klingons....

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It's only immature if his wife is hotter than yours

This is the married equivalent of "my dad can beat up your dad". What a load of complete schitt.

[The_Dude 1,142]

This is the married equivalent of "my dad can beat up your dad". What a load of complete schitt.

Do I get special points because my dad actually can beat up probably everyone on this board's dad?

[Captain Oates 911]

This is the married equivalent of "my dad can beat up your dad". What a load of complete schitt.

I know - even interjecting some comments calculated to show the ridiculousness doesn't have any effect

How about who has the least hairy nipples ? or the least nobbly knees or the prettiest underwear ?

When it comes right down to it all cats are grey at night - and Rosie O'Grady and the Colonel's lady, are sisters under the skin

much ado about something that fades VERY quickly

[Gary and Alla 3,696]

Why on Earth would anyone want to play such a childish game?

Advertising your wife like meat. How immature.

Actually Alla's measurements, shoe size and dress size are listed on her modeling ad from her agency. Linked in my signature. Why? because that is how you get people to pay you $500 for four hours of having your picture taken in their clothes and then get to keep the clothes too!

Oh, and her first exclusive contract was in Montreal where they have to import Ukrainians from the USA to model for Canadian clients.

The sour grapes, mealy mouthed excuse mongers can put up or shut up. And I never said "Alla is hotter than your wife" How would anyone know without a photo from the other side?

Alla is hot, modeling in Montreal, Boston, New York and Providence, interpreting for the USCIS and CBP and learning to teach English. Sexy, beautiful, smart, AND she chose ME.

I will note it was Rob that started this by stating Slim's wife may not retain her Russian hotness. I doubt it.