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CARING WHETHER THE CASUAL LAY YOU #### ENJOYS THE SEX, GETS AROUSED AND COMES IS NOT EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT.

increase your font size and change color to red.... that will make what you say true. instant cred.

[Ban Hammer 14,293]

increase your font size and change color to red.... that will make what you say true. instant cred.

and then follow it with a "congratulations" in big pink letters!

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no that only works in the Phil forum

[Peikko 1,575]

no that only works in the Phil forum

I have discovered from this thread that there are some people that it is a waste of time discussing things with because they have the comprehension skills of a newt.

[Darnell 8,479]

MC - just this thread? nonononnono.. There are others.. and you know that, already

[mawilson 2,133]

Those women are ancient!

Actually, they are 37.

Edited July 28, 2010 by mawilson

[Mags 112]

Actually, they are 37.

Yikes! So am I! Thank goodness I'm not Russian.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It's the vodka. Might as well be drinking formaldehyde.

Russia is the new Australia.

[Mags 112]

It's the vodka. Might as well be drinking formaldehyde.

Russia is the new Australia.

But wouldn't formaldehyde preserve them? In theory?

[Gemmie 142]

Some people here are so sad.

To constantly list why your wife is such a catch in an effort to prove to others that you did a great job? To suggest that RUB women are more attractive than women from other countries? Is that why people from other forums don't show pictures of their spouses, because they just don't compare? I don't know if you were talking about me when you said "scraped photo from movie trailer" but that is actually me in the picture. I sometimes model for my friend who is doing an art/make-up degree. I'm under no illusion that I'm the most attractive person on the forum, and I don't care. I don't need to list my educational credits and links to my photos to get people to reaffirm that I'm worthy.

Now I see why people have that vision of old American men sending off for mail-order brides from Russia. It's because they have great boobs, age well, fart flowers and burp puppies!

For the record, I think Alla is physically overrated. It doesn't matter what I think because I'm not the agency that promotes her, and I'm not the man who married her, but I'm just giving my opinion since Gary seems intent to make everyone in awe of his wife. She's attractive, but not as highly as insinuated. But then she's not really my type.

[Advanced Aardvark 82]

What value do you personally place on sexual exclusivity (monogamous relationships) if you do?

The answer is, of course, 42.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Some people here are so sad.

To constantly list why your wife is such a catch in an effort to prove to others that you did a great job? To suggest that RUB women are more attractive than women from other countries? Is that why people from other forums don't show pictures of their spouses, because they just don't compare? I don't know if you were talking about me when you said "scraped photo from movie trailer" but that is actually me in the picture. I sometimes model for my friend who is doing an art/make-up degree. I'm under no illusion that I'm the most attractive person on the forum, and I don't care. I don't need to list my educational credits and links to my photos to get people to reaffirm that I'm worthy.

Now I see why people have that vision of old American men sending off for mail-order brides from Russia. It's because they have great boobs, age well, fart flowers and burp puppies!

For the record, I think Alla is physically overrated. It doesn't matter what I think because I'm not the agency that promotes her, and I'm not the man who married her, but I'm just giving my opinion since Gary seems intent to make everyone in awe of his wife. She's attractive, but not as highly as insinuated. But then she's not really my type.

Again

[Peikko 1,575]

The answer is, of course, 42.

We have a winner!

[The_Dude 1,142]

I don't know if there are any good ones of me. I'm not exactly photogenic and all the pics of my "greatest attributes" aren't fit for posting here.

How convenient.

Now, I will employ Slimlogic™ (Patent Pending). This appears to be a challenge to all men here. I'll post a pic of my junk, So you of course must also post one or what we all suspect to be a 2" must be true.

Ahhhh, lack of comprehension, misinterpretation, and misconception: the foundation of Slimlogic™ is quite amusing.

[slim 1,533]

CARING WHETHER THE CASUAL LAY YOU #### ENJOYS THE SEX, GETS AROUSED AND COMES IS NOT EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT.

Actually, it is. You just said CARING.

Caring indicates a level of giving a sh!t.

I have discovered from this thread that there are some people that it is a waste of time discussing things with because they have the comprehension skills of a newt.

You should read that post I did for Mad.... to paraphrase "just because you don't agree with me does not mean I'm a psychopath. In the real world, sometimes people are going to have a different take on things than you do and that's not necessarily wrong or doesn't necessarily mean they need professional help. It just means they don't agree with you."

Now I see why people have that vision of old American men sending off for mail-order brides from Russia. It's because they have great boobs, age well, fart flowers and burp puppies!

Funny how those are typically the people who can't stand to look at their spouse and don't enjoy spending time with them.

Now, I will employ Slimlogic™ (Patent Pending). This appears to be a challenge to all men here. I'll post a pic of my junk, So you of course must also post one or what we all suspect to be a 2" must be true.

Ahhhh, lack of comprehension, misinterpretation, and misconception: the foundation of Slimlogic™ is quite amusing.

Slimlogic is since I can't pay for it, don't have the obvious looks for it... I'll just have to bang those 2" around the sides and hope that'll work.

To date - complete success!

Logic = working with what you have to get the job done. Logic isn't call someone's wife "less attractive" and then backpeddle and claim "privacy concerns." 2" on me? Sure. I work with what I've got. Who's insecure now?

(For the record, the 2" he's referring to is actually girth, not length.)