Wife needs a car in the next year or so...

[^_^ 5,021]

You might want to wear an athletic protector if you choose to talk to her like that.

That risk is part and parcel of being a man.

What is the point of having nuts if they don't get kicked from time to time? We might as well have vaginas.

Edited June 30, 2010 by Legacy member

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Buying brand new cars is about the stupidest thing you can do with your money. You lose about 15 to 20% just driving it off the lot.

[Gemmie 142]

That risk is part and parcel of being a man.

What is the point of having nuts if they don't get kicked from time to time? We might as well have vaginas.

Who says people with vaginas can't be strong and assertive?

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Who says people with vaginas can't be strong and assertive?

Sure you can, to a point. But you'll never have balls.

[CDAgirlMI 51]

Buying brand new cars is about the stupidest thing you can do with your money. You lose about 15 to 20% just driving it off the lot.

I wouldn't argue that.

Side note..Mini Coopers hold their value pretty well.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Who says people with vaginas can't be strong and assertive?

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the colonel has carnal knowledge of mr. simmons?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

the colonel has carnal knowledge of mr. simmons?

[The_Dude 1,142]

the colonel has carnal knowledge of mr. simmons?

No, that is Col. Lingus' husband.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

No, that is Col. Lingus' husband.

Sad to announce the divorce after catching him with you and a jar of crunchy peanut butter in the back seat of a mini. The pink anklets and plaid mini skirt you were wearing,suit you quite well.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

A mini is a pretty impractical car for southern California. Plenty of decent compact cars out there that don't have the mini's BMW process tag.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Sad to announce the divorce after catching him with you and a jar of crunchy peanut butter in the back seat of a mini. The pink anklets and plaid mini skirt you were wearing,suit you quite well.

Some imagination you have there. The voice of experience perhaps?

I've head about you and truck stops. So has half Washington State

[The_Dude 1,142]

Sad to announce the divorce after catching him with you and a jar of crunchy peanut butter in the back seat of a mini. The pink anklets and plaid mini skirt you were wearing,suit you quite well.

Your bizarre sexual machinations aside, did you just admit to marrying a gay man? Thanks for clarifying that marc.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Buying brand new cars is about the stupidest thing you can do with your money. You lose about 15 to 20% just driving it off the lot.

Word. I just bought a '07 Sonata - 46k miles on it. Paid less than half the price of a new one.

[Darnell 8,478]

She has any prior driving record, anywhere ?

If no, BAM ! She's getting a Volvo 740 turbo wagon for the first year.

Cars are important, sure, but Volvo is #1 for safety, a used Wagon can be had between 1800 to 2500 (cheaper if you don't care about the prior service records )

You should talk her into a Volvo, telling her that you care for her so much, that you want her to be able to 'walk away' from a serious car accident, and VOLVO is the only maker that guarantees that... (Then quickly move on to other topic, as she'll be asking for this proof)

Although the Volvo is 'ugly' - the turbo engine has much pick up, all is 'tuned' on the suspension, as well, she'll think she's driving a superfast sports car (cause she is ) but

A WAGON is useful as she starts to lug stuff across the city, learns the fun of going 'garage sale shopping' and decides to become an organic gardener (need larger car to haul the carefully dried horse manure )

For you, insurance on the car will be cheaper than on the mini, as well (pay cash for car, only get liability insurannce on the vehicle)

so you can start saving for the mini AFTER she arrives here.

Good Luck !

Volvos Rock !

oh wait - a Mini IS a fun car, but is the type of car a fun girl drives when going to the club, alone. I'd be more worried about 'that', then her actually driving.

Edited June 30, 2010 by Darnell