Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Sounds like the British Army expression 'a shower' as in 'you are a total shower'

I didn't know a shower of what til I was in uniform

[Mags 112]

Uhh, because even though I still love him he's a douche?

Yup!

Sounds like the British Army expression 'a shower' as in 'you are a total shower'

I didn't know a shower of what til I was in uniform

Oh, the games you army guys played! Those long winter evenings must have just flown by.

[Captain Oates 910]

Yup!

Oh, the games you army guys played! Those long winter evenings must have just flown by.

The prisoner - Black adder -love it

50% of my unique vocabulary is in fact Black Adder

Sir, her father owns more factories than you have brain cells

How many ?

Five

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I approve of increasing the number of Blackadder references in this thread. Continue.

[Captain Oates 910]

I approve of increasing the number of Blackadder references in this thread. Continue.

Edmund: You will have a great future as a slave in Jamaica

You will stand out from all the others

Baldrick: Why is that ?

Edmund: All the others will be black.

[Captain Oates 910]

I hope your suggestion is better than your plan to cure the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head ?

Edited July 12, 2010 by saywhat

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

More. More!

[Mags 112]

Queen Elizabeth I: So then they've simply vanished.

Lord Percy: Like an old oak table.

Queen Elizabeth I: Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.

Edited July 12, 2010 by Mags

[Captain Oates 910]

Queen Elizabeth I: So then they've simply vanished.

Lord Percy: Like an old oak table.

Queen Elizabeth I: Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.

I have the full set of blackadder CD's here and a special philps dvd player that plays any dvd to any telly haha and tonight its an orgy coz mi epousa is in absentia and I did my cholesterol test am today so tonight is wine and black adder night

Cats will be perched on cushions smiling and trying to waft hairs into my wine.

They always are

'Little things please little minds' I say to them but they take no notice

How do I know your his wife ? - you might be a gloater - oh yes we get a lot of gloaters here you know. ok a test - which arm didn't he have ?

[Mags 112]

Oh, it's a SCYTHE!

[Captain Oates 910]

Oh, it's a SCYTHE!

I get it ! I ama a bstrd son of a btch

- oh well in that case - you are a fornicating ape !

eh ? well it's hard for me to show you while I am stuck in this contraption

[Captain Oates 910]

I liked it when she was eating that turnip that was shaped just like a thingy.

Yes I laughed even more because I have a thingy that's shaped like turnip

[Mags 112]

There was one thing ma'am, a fine WINE from the far east. A most delicious beverage.

[Captain Oates 910]

There was one thing ma'am, a fine WINE from the far east. A most delicious beverage.

Do we drink our own or each other's ?

[Mags 112]

Do we drink our own or each other's ?

You'll be pleased to hear there is an inexhaustible supply!