Tips to help your SO adjust

[doodlebug 3]

If I get enough of a tax return this year I'm goin' for the whole shebang! I found one that 1) has a heated seat, 2) the water is heated (for those cold winter morning/nights), 3) you control whether it hits your front, behind or all of the above 4) remote controlled.

I think it's like $600 from cleanbutt.com .

[ya falaha! 0]

Hahaha...cleanbutt.com...gotta love that name

Doodle's gettin' a top of the line asss washer...woooot!

[Veiled Princess 1]

Hahaha...cleanbutt.com...gotta love that name

Doodle's gettin' a top of the line asss washer...woooot!

I've heard it called a bum washer but this is funny

[CarolineM 0]

so i have to ask a stupid question.

so you use the bidet to clean yourself...but then how do you dry off? Aren't you soaked in water?

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

Hahaha...cleanbutt.com...gotta love that name

Doodle's gettin' a top of the line asss washer...woooot!

I've heard it called a bum washer but this is funny

i always thought it was a french water fountain

[ya falaha! 0]

That's where the TP comes into play.

so i have to ask a stupid question.

so you use the bidet to clean yourself...but then how do you dry off? Aren't you soaked in water?

[CarolineM 0]

but I thoguht they don't use TP?? so the not using TP thing isn't a "wasting paper" thing, but a "it doesn't clean you enough" thing???

[MrsAmera 41]

My husband came to this country with $20 from his brother. It has never bothered me although I wouldn't HATE getting a flower every now and then. He has bought me a watch and some earrings since he's been here. I would have rathered him come here with no money in his pocket than work in Morocco 40-50 hrs a week for maybe $50. He doesn't have an advanced degree and from what I understand that really doesn't make much difference in Morocco. We are building our life together and I was perfectly ok with that. His medical, visa etc I paid for some and his brother paid for some.

[ya falaha! 0]

Exactly! The water cleans you and the TP dries you. We're not anti-TP we're anti-left-over-poopie-on-your- butt-after-you-wipie.

but I thoguht they don't use TP?? so the not using TP thing isn't a "wasting paper" thing, but a "it doesn't clean you enough" thing???

[CarolineM 0]

I get it now We had one in our honeymoon suite, but I didn't know how to use it so I stayed away from it. I just googled how to use it, and after this discussion....

BRING ON THE BIDET

[sarah and hicham 3]

I have a general question.

Do your husbands or fiances NOT come to the states with money?

Just curious.

Mine came with the maximum amount possible plus his Uncle in Canada has wired him money for AOS.

[amal 4]

I have a general question.

Do your husbands or fiances NOT come to the states with money?

Just curious.

Mine came with the maximum amount possible plus his Uncle in Canada has wired him money for AOS.

mine came with quite a bit..no worries there....he just didn't know it would go so quickly

[sophyie 0]

just being curious and really interested:

have the SOs had the chance to "prepare" themselves for their new life in the US?

Did they read/google/watch things about it? Seems like there are so many "obstacles" I wouldn't have ever thought of (thinking microwave, toaster...).

I think you're a bunch of very brave, patient and great wives!

One other question: do all of you speak your SO's native language?

[sarah and hicham 3]

just being curious and really interested:

have the SOs had the chance to "prepare" themselves for their new life in the US?

Did they read/google/watch things about it? Seems like there are so many "obstacles" I wouldn't have ever thought of (thinking microwave, toaster...).

I think you're a bunch of very brave, patient and great wives!

One other question: do all of you speak your SO's native language?

whenever I tried to explain something about america hicham would say "Oh please I have seen tons of American movies I know what to expect" I was like ok! He loves it here and likes how everything is in order and clean and convenient!

I speak French and English and Hicham and his family speak French since Morocco was once occupied by France so most people there speak French.

[doodlebug 3]

That's where the TP comes into play.

so i have to ask a stupid question.

so you use the bidet to clean yourself...but then how do you dry off? Aren't you soaked in water?

nuh uh....the one i want has a dry cycle too!! shoots hot air up there so no tp at all. think of the $$$ you'll save in tp!!

just being curious and really interested:

have the SOs had the chance to "prepare" themselves for their new life in the US?

Did they read/google/watch things about it? Seems like there are so many "obstacles" I wouldn't have ever thought of (thinking microwave, toaster...).

I think you're a bunch of very brave, patient and great wives!

One other question: do all of you speak your SO's native language?

Don't you have the same obstacles? I mean life in Germany has to be a wee bit different then life in the US right?