big penis dating site

[Amby 490]

“Seven or Better” is a new online dating site for women and men interested in meeting men with penises that are confirmed to be seven inches or longer (the site doesn’t clarify, but I’m assuming we’re talking erect). “Hello ladies,” the Web site begins. “Wouldn’t it be nice to know upfront if a man has what it takes to satisfy you sexually?”

No. But go on:

For men interested in women, it is quite easy to see if the woman’s breast size is to his liking or not, or even the shape and size of her derriere. The same goes for women interested in men. There are many women that feel the size of a man’s ####### is very important to them. Unfortunately, because of how society is, it is very inappropriate to ask a man immediately how big his ####### is or even if he is uncircumcised or not. A properly behaved woman that is respectful would never ask such a question. Instead, a woman will date a man perhaps for a few days, weeks or maybe months. After all this time the woman will decide she likes the man and that it is finally time to take things to a new level/the bedroom. It is at this time that many women are disappointed with what they find and now they are in an awkward situation.

Isn’t society just terrible? A “properly behaved woman” who is only interested in men with huge penises may have to wait months—months!—before figuring out that the man that she has spent months falling in love with has been hiding a ####### that’s slightly too small to deserve that love. Now, with Seven or Better, that woman can know from the first date the exact dimensions of that ####### she doesn’t want to see yet.

This is only fair, seeing as men know immediately and exactly the size of a woman’s breasts—a measurement that can never be hidden, covered up, padded, or surgically augmented. Now, women, too, can have their potential sex partners flaunt their size before they even have to meet for coffee. But remember guys, this is a dating site for women, not a porn site for exhibitionist dudes. Men are encouraged to reveal their ####### size in a completely friendly, non-pervy context, alongside their other attributes, like how smart they are or whatever.

But there’s more. In accordance (I’m assuming) with anti-discrimination policies, those who become members of Seven or Better include: Men with penises 7″ or longer looking for women, women looking for men with penises 7″ or longer, men with penises 7″ or longer looking for men with penises 7″ or longer, or women looking for women. Yes, Seven or Better welcomes all, except for men with penises shorter—excuse me, worse—than 7″ long.

So—are these women-looking-for-women looking for women who are looking for men with penises 7″ or longer? Or are they simply signaling an interest in 7″ or longer #######-shaped sex toys? I didn’t finish the registration process—perhaps I was afraid of what I would find—so I don’t know if any lesbians have signed up here yet. If anyone out there is an, ahem, member, I’d be interested in learning what might intrigue lesbians in this big ####### business

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/s...ore-first-date/

Never prompt me to google, I find all sorts of interesting things

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Ban Hammer 14,674]

i'm seeing a common theme with amby's threads lately.........

[ValerieA 350]

Sure, they may have >7", but do they know what to do with it?

Amby, do you need to get some? We should start a thread...Help Amby Out! Send resumes to...

[mawilson 2,133]

Sure, they may have >7", but do they know what to do with it?

Stick it in, pull it out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[Peikko 1,575]

Lather? I think not!

[belovedbyme 0]

Lather? I think not!

that's funny

[Niels Bohr 72]

Wow! I wonder there's tons of MILFs who'll like to get that site.

[Arabella 4]

Wow! I wonder there's tons of MILFs who'll like to get that site.

I dated a guy once who I did waste a whole month on before I found out his pecker was puny.

The agony!

[NickD 203]

7 or better, hate when they don't specify the unit of measurement, don't know if they are talking about microns or light years.

[Arabella 4]

7 or better, hate when they don't specify the unit of measurement, don't know if they are talking about microns or light years.

True. I had to have my fiance convert his ####### size from centimeters to inches before I agreed to meet him and risk falling in love first.

[ValerieA 350]

True. I had to have my fiance convert his ####### size from centimeters to inches before I agreed to meet him and risk falling in love first.

Sounded REAL impressive in cm, didn't it?

[Arabella 4]

Sounded REAL impressive in cm, didn't it?

I'm just kidding. He told me his height before we met and I still can't tell how tall he is. lol

[Amby 490]

Sure, they may have >7", but do they know what to do with it?

Amby, do you need to get some? We should start a thread...Help Amby Out! Send resumes to...

I can't have sex for 3 more weeks

[one...two...tree 2,762]

True. I had to have my fiance convert his ####### size from centimeters to inches before I agreed to meet him and risk falling in love first.