cookbook with semen based recipes

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I can produce a decent amount of semen but not as much as some porn stars (google "Peter North cum shots").

Is there something you can eat or drink to increase the amount of sperm?

Take Zinc supplements. It's not the sperm...it's the seminal fluid that Peter North is prolific with.

I have some of those! I never knew thay had a good use. I will take them and wash them down with pineapple juice.

[natty bumppo 289]

OMG!

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

I'm sure offers are pouring in ....

[NArocks 13]

****BUMP****

[Amby 490]

I was thinking about making a nice semen custard with some starbucks instant coffee. What do you think NA?

[mawilson 2,133]

I was thinking about making a nice semen custard with some starbucks instant coffee. What do you think NA?

How about a coarsely ground coffee-encrusted #######?

[Amby 490]

I was thinking about making a nice semen custard with some starbucks instant coffee. What do you think NA?

How about a coarsely ground coffee-encrusted #######?

like a human lollipop?

[Deryck and Miho 0]

I'm thinking it wouldn't be such a hard thing to collect the 'ingredient' among this crowd, what with all the separated couples and all..

But, seriously... Yuck, just yuck.

[NArocks 13]

Amby yeah we need to try that one let me get hubby on zinc for the big cp of the jo to go with the Jo :rofl;

[Amby 490]

NA we could write our own cookbook

[Amby 490]

I just found a photo of the oyster dish

[NArocks 13]

I just found a photo of the oyster dish

Is that oyster Semen

[Amby 490]

[Amby 490]

Strawberry Splasherita

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries

1/2 cup good quality tequila

1/4 cup triple sec

1 tablespoon fresh semen

2 cups crushed ice

Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.

Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.

[NArocks 13]

Strawberry Splasherita

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries

1/2 cup good quality tequila

1/4 cup triple sec

1 tablespoon fresh semen

2 cups crushed ice

Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.

Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.

BUT which semen? Does it say??

[Amby 490]

Spunky Candied Pecans

3 cups pecans or other savory nuts

3 tablespoons melted butter

1-2 tablespoons fresh semen

1/2 cup sugar

Toss the pecans gently in the melted butter on large baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees several minutes until the nuts are lightly browned. Combine the sugar and semen and perhaps a little more butter in a small bowl before stirring into the pecans. Bake another 5-8 minutes until the sugar hardens.