Squirls Starved to Death Because of ACORN

[one...two...tree 2,762]

[rebeccajo 14]

He died because he didn't have any insurance.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

He died because he didn't have any insurance.

...and ACORN got to him first.

[peejay 327]

Squirrels are obnoxious creatures. I've shot many of the little bastards with my air rifle after they repeatedly chewed holes into my house to get into the attic.

Kudos to ACORN on this isolated case. The rest of what they do is ####### though.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Whatsa squirl?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Whatsa squirl?

I'm glad you asked!

It's an acronym for Stupidly Quarreling Uninformed Republican Lunatics!

[rebeccajo 14]

[Ban Hammer 13,408]

you just had to go there, didn't you?

[meowmeowmeow 1]

[Teacher Mark 53]

I found out what really happened. Evidently the prospect of free health care caused the squirrel to go a little nuts.

Edited September 12, 2009 by Mr. Saigon

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

*coughs*

[NickD 203]

You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

[HAL 9000 96]

You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

It looks like you have a symbiotic relationship with the little fellas. We should do a VJ Field Trip to study their ways.

[tmma 467]

You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

It looks like you have a symbiotic relationship with the little fellas. We should do a VJ Field Trip to study their ways.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

*coughs*