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OMG, that totally reminded me of the time my cousin, Kelly, made an email error!

So she and her husband, Jay, had not long had a baby and they were heading up north to his father's B&B for the weekend. So Kelly decides to head up early. I'd been over the night before for dinner and there were lots of leftovers, so Kelly emailed Jay the following message:

"The keys are on the counter. You can eat the leftovers for dinner. And DON'T FORGET THE CONDOMS!!!!!"

And then she hit "Send".

Only she'd just been set up with a new ISP and mailer and hadn't realized that she'd attached her entire address book to the distribution list! Including her boss and her father-in-law!!!!!!! :o:lol:

OMG, so I received the email at work and I'm HOWLING because I'd just hit "Reply-All" saying:

"Thanks! Looks like it's going to be a great weekend!" because I thought she was sending it to me. :lol:

So then my phone rings and she's on there freaking out, and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. And there are people appearing at my office door literally killing themselves laughing because I can't stop laughing and I'm practically on the floor.

OMG. :rofl:

Thanks for the memories. :lol:

BTW..... they conceived another child that weekend because she got drunk and forgot to use the condoms.

:rofl:

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Turns out her page was hacked.... I've been hearing ALOT lately of FB accounts being hacked/identities stolen, it kind of scares me

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I TOTALLY would have read it! And I totally would have told you!!!!! :lol:

That's because your EVIL! That's right... I said it! :lol:

She probably did read it. I don't know whats worse... her reading it and pretending she didn't, or her reading it and then telling me about how she enjoyed the thought and detail I put into everything :lol:

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I don't Twitter, I don't FB and damn, I am proud of that. I am enough of a spaz that I would post something ridiculous or embarrassing and then have to spend way too much making reparations!

Just the thought of that gave me the goosebumps!

ACK!

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The first posting, about the girl that was fired from her job was funny. :lol:

I guess saying your FB was hacked is a good coverup if you didn't want to take responsibility.

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Ooooh, CarlaWarla... that's a good point!

;)

The first posting, about the girl that was fired from her job was funny. :lol:

I guess saying your FB was hacked is a good coverup if you didn't want to take responsibility.

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USCIS -- ROC package sent off

November 26, 2011 to Vermont station November 30, 2011 received NOA1December 16, 2011 received biometrics appointment.

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I is shy and private and afraid of my own stupidity...

;)

I fb, I twitter, I tumblr, I lastfm... I'm a narcissist. :P

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USCIS -- ROC package sent off

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I fb, I twitter, I tumblr, I lastfm... I'm a narcissist. :P

play mafia wars on fb? how about pirates? :devil:

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if you go to Privacy settings > Profile in Facebook, there is an option where you can block certain friends from seeing part of your profile like your "Status and links"..

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