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[Humor] The economy is so bad that...

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The economy is so bad that...

* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

* Jewish women are marrying for love.

* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

* McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Parents are firing their nannies and learning their kid's names.

* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* The most highly paid job now is jury duty.

* ####### Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

* People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

* Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your

plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

* Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

* The Mafia is laying off judges.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally... * Congress says they are looking into this Bernard

Madoff scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is

being investigated by the people who made $750 Billion disappear!


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will be ruled by tyrants."



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“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

. Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Funny stuff!


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