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Peikko Grand Master

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It would be terrible if you bought a ticket 6 months in advance of a flight (as a lot of people do) and you put on weight during that time so that you were no longer eligible for that ticket. What would the airline do then?

A couple of laps around the terminal and a purge in the lav might get you on that 8:15 to Orlando!!

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Would there be a 'fat people only' comfort airline, expensive but with huge chairs and gourmet meals?

If there's a profit to be made in it, yes.

That's why we need a federal airlines...for the people.

That's the 'standing room only' flight, right? :)

Why is that other nations have their own airlines but we don't?

Because you are special?

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

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Yeah forget skinnyair, that sounds a lot better.

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

Yay!!! :dance: :dance:

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

Yay!!! :dance: :dance:

:lol::lol:

Guess no one will want to fly Skinny B!tch Airlines after all...

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Chica Yeyé Grand Master

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

Yay!!! :dance: :dance:

:lol::lol:

Guess no one will want to fly Skinny B!tch Airlines after all...

I would make a TV ad:

"ohai, I am a skinny b1tch, and I fly Air Vice" :devil:

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

Yay!!! :dance: :dance:

Me too! Twinkies and ciggies? Sounds good to me!

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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why not have an airline that caters to large people - feed them twinkies, have a smoking section, all of that.

Vice Airways. Free happy hour on all flights over 3 hours, including hotwings, jalapeno poppers, and cotton candy & mountain dew for the kids.

And there should be a porn channel.

Ok I want to fly vice air now. :thumbs:

Yay!!! :dance: :dance:

Me too! Twinkies and ciggies? Sounds good to me!

and let's not forget the p0rn sister!!

 

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