Skinny people airline

[Chica Yeyé 41]

We should allot 300Lbs for each passenger and his luggage. Anyone bringing more than that on the plane pays extra. Very fair and simple.

Yes, but dude or dudette weighing in at 300 lbs. with no luggage will still be crowding my seat!

I concur. Nothing more asnnoying than having to deal with peoples' love handles on a 5 hours flight

[Marina-Del 10]

Yeah, I'd fly SkinnyAir every time! But what would they serve to eat on these planes?

[AlHayatZween 2]

We should allot 300Lbs for each passenger and his luggage. Anyone bringing more than that on the plane pays extra. Very fair and simple.

Yes, but dude or dudette weighing in at 300 lbs. with no luggage will still be crowding my seat!

Just sit on his lap!

Well, in that case... he has to pay for my ticket, too. No free rides... at least not since i turned thirty.

[Peikko 1,575]

Nothing, just in case your weight increases in flight

[tmma 467]

We should allot 300Lbs for each passenger and his luggage. Anyone bringing more than that on the plane pays extra. Very fair and simple.

Yes, but dude or dudette weighing in at 300 lbs. with no luggage will still be crowding my seat!

Just sit on his lap!

Well, in that case... he has to pay for my ticket, too. No free rides... at least not since i turned thirty.

[Marina-Del 10]

Nothing, just in case your weight increases in flight

Yeah, you'd have to make sure you expelled all the excess water in your body before weighing in so that you could get the best price.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Then everyone would fly in the AM when they weigh the least.

[Marina-Del 10]

And when the moon is full.

Don't we weigh less when the moon is full?

[Peikko 1,575]

It would be terrible if you bought a ticket 6 months in advance of a flight (as a lot of people do) and you put on weight during that time so that you were no longer eligible for that ticket. What would the airline do then?

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Make you weigh in and pay the difference.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Would there be a 'fat people only' comfort airline, expensive but with huge chairs and gourmet meals?

If there's a profit to be made in it, yes.

That's why we need a federal airlines...for the people.

[Anh map 2,098]

Yeah, I'd fly SkinnyAir every time! But what would they serve to eat on these planes?

The food on Husky airlines would be much better than the rice cakes and trail mix on WaifAir.

I solved the dilemma by marrying an asian girl. She only needs half the seat. Together we are just fine.

[Peikko 1,575]

Would there be a 'fat people only' comfort airline, expensive but with huge chairs and gourmet meals?

If there's a profit to be made in it, yes.

That's why we need a federal airlines...for the people.

That's the 'standing room only' flight, right?

[Anh map 2,098]

It would be terrible if you bought a ticket 6 months in advance of a flight (as a lot of people do) and you put on weight during that time so that you were no longer eligible for that ticket. What would the airline do then?

A couple of laps around the terminal and a purge in the lav might get you on that 8:15 to Orlando!!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Would there be a 'fat people only' comfort airline, expensive but with huge chairs and gourmet meals?

If there's a profit to be made in it, yes.

That's why we need a federal airlines...for the people.

That's the 'standing room only' flight, right?

Why is that other nations have their own airlines but we don't?