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thychoaky   0

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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.

I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.

Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.

Patient: How much will it cost?

Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.

Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?

Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.

Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!

Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.

Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.

Judge: Then who is he?

Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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lol..good to see afghanistan representing

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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belovedbyme Community Regular

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Thank you for the jokes. It makes me laugh.

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We met online became good friends , fell in love and got married..

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lol..good to see afghanistan representing

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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