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Actually also much better for the guy too, one thing you do not want to do, is put a new engine in your car without adding oil first.

Ha, often wondered if a gay guy ever tried a woman? Not that I ever tried a guy, even the thought is disgusting.

There's a new book out called "Gay sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######".

It's by Michael FitzPatrick, and Patrick FitzMichael

:)

lol

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if I ever had sex with someone and noticed them looking at the clock I would get up and leave

What if they were counting sheep instead? :P

I would never know, but if they were and I found out...well... :whistle:

You wouldn't know if you had sheep in bed next to you? :lol:

OMG :rofl:

sheep.jpg

####### is that? Where are all the skinny sheep? :blush:

:bonk:

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Yeah if she looks bored I can't get into it.

I don't understand how some women can just lay there and make no noise and then not even move

I've "heard" about this...but never witnessed it myself. :devil:

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Actually also much better for the guy too, one thing you do not want to do, is put a new engine in your car without adding oil first.

Ha, often wondered if a gay guy ever tried a woman? Not that I ever tried a guy, even the thought is disgusting.

There's a new book out called "Gay sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######".

It's by Michael FitzPatrick, and Patrick FitzMichael

:)

lol

hey just so you peeps know...hetero sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######...if you want to put it in there. i wrote that book. pm me if you want a copy.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Filed: Other Country: Argentina
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Actually also much better for the guy too, one thing you do not want to do, is put a new engine in your car without adding oil first.

Ha, often wondered if a gay guy ever tried a woman? Not that I ever tried a guy, even the thought is disgusting.

There's a new book out called "Gay sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######".

It's by Michael FitzPatrick, and Patrick FitzMichael

:)

lol

hey just so you peeps know...hetero sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######...if you want to put it in there. i wrote that book. pm me if you want a copy.

:rofl: All about da lube. :devil:

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hey just so you peeps know...hetero sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######...if you want to put it in there. i wrote that book. pm me if you want a copy.

TMI

LingChe NVC Guide

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visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/LingChe_NVC_ShortCut

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2006-11-01: Met online through common interest in music - NOT Dating Service

2007-01-28: Met in person in Paris

2007-10-02: Married in Tokyo

2008-07-05: I-130 Sent

2008-08-13: NOA2 I-130

2008-10-02: Case Complete at NVC

2008-11-04: Interview - CR-1 Visa APPROVED

2008-12-11: POE - Chicago

2009-01-12: GC and Welcome Letter

2010-09-01: Preparing I-751 Removal of Conditions

2011-03-22: Card Production Ordered

2011-03-30 10 Year Card Received DONE FOR 10 YEARS

Standard Disclaimer (may not be valid in Iowa or Kentucky, please check your local laws): Any information given should not be considered legal advice,

and is based on personal experience or personal knowledge. Sometimes there might not be any information at all in my posts. Sometimes it might just

be humor or chit-chat, or nonsense. Deal with it. If you can read this...you're too close. Step away from the LingLing

YES WE DID!

And it appears to have made very little difference.

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:lol:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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LOL this is the funniest thread I've read so far!

As a woman i must say that LingLing sounds like the perfect guy! He's willing to take time in how to stimulate a woman..excellent! Men generally don't do that. Think of it like this..a woman is like an iron.... They take a while to warm up and even longer to cool down! Se x is much better when we're all juicy!

what is the best thing a woman can do after sex?

go home

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hey just so you peeps know...hetero sex doesn't have to be a pain in the #######...if you want to put it in there. i wrote that book. pm me if you want a copy.

TMI

I was only trying to help

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

 

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