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morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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Just make sure not to look. :lol:

And get a razor ready to shave your palms afterwards. Also, have a bowl of cereal to prevent you from wanting more. :yes:

Good advice from such a knowledgeable source. :innocent::whistle:

Oh yes, and be careful of queefs, right? (I have been looking for an opportunity to throw that into a conversation)

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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ronjie   0

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this is a family immigration website !!!........NO JERK OFFS ALLOWED..

actually just look at nude pic's of your least desirable people. all masturbation should end immediatly after..

2008-03-03 : I-130 Sent

2008-03-03 : I-130 NOA1

2008-05-08 : Touched

2008-10-16 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-03-27 : I-129F Sent

2008-03-31 : I-129F NOA1

2008-04-24 : Touched

2008-10-03 : Touched

2008-10-05 : Touched

2008-10-06 : Touched

2008-10-20 : Touched and Approved (NOA2)

2008-10-22 : NVC Receive

2008-10-24 : NVC Left

2008-10-30 : USEM Receive

2008-11-10 : Wife's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-01 : Son's Medical - PASSED

2008-12-19 : USEM Interview - PASSED

2009-01-14 : VISA RECEIVED

2009-01-25 : US Entry (JFK)

Muh and me Experienced

Muh and me   18

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Get one of these.

Carrara_klein_frontaal.jpg

:rofl:

07/21/11 filed AOS off tourist visa

07/28/11 USCIS cashed check

07/30/11 Recieved NOA1 and Biometrics letter

08/24/2011 Biometrics

08/25/2011 RFE sent to us for some info we've already sent in

08/30/2011 sent in the rest of info USCIS asked for

09/13/2011 went to congressman's office to sign papers for expedite of work permit, due to financial hardship

09/15/2011 Work permit expedite approved!! He can finally find a job!

09/24/2011 work permit arrives

09/26/2011 Apply for social security number!

09/30/2011 Letter is sent for interview

11/07/2011 INTERVIEW!!!

Its 2012 and still no approval! Still waiting

01/27/2012 Letter sent stating that file was sent on for more review :(

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Shpat_Argjira Proficient

Shpat_Argjira   0

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Get one of these.

Carrara_klein_frontaal.jpg

hahah that ish might work...

check out the pubes...SICK..

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Shpat_Argjira   0

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hahah that ish might work...

check out the pubes...SICK..

FYI shpat - be better groomed for your wife than that. Cause that forest is sick!

I've got the hitler moustache thing going on down there :)

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

MrsCat Experienced

MrsCat   6

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hahah that ish might work...

check out the pubes...SICK..

FYI shpat - be better groomed for your wife than that. Cause that forest is sick!

I've got the hitler moustache thing going on down there :)

SICK! your poor poor wife. If you don't like BJ's keep at it.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23648083@N07/
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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lol..that was good brother arijit

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Ban Hammer   15,122

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SICK! your poor poor wife. If you don't like BJ's keep at it.

Maybe in Albania, shaving is foreplay.

for him or her? :unsure:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i suggest a daily dose of saltpeter ...used in the american army for years

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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