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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Japan
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Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

Maybe its just you Indians because ya'l eat alot of spices.

Give it a couple years. Before you know it you'll both be farting out the Dueling Banjos.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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If I post on this thread again, someone PLEEEZZZZ come to my house and slap me. :(

Good night.

address please :devil:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow.... :(

Is the "it" you refer to the fart or the nose? Just for clarification, please.

Maybe it was neither :devil:

You're so right. It could have been the VJ member :blink:

oh my we think to much alike :devil:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

Maybe its just you Indians because ya'l eat alot of spices.

You haven't lived till you've licked cumin powder off a chicks tits.

....or spread some nice thick Bhaktapur dahi and honey on a guy's....

What was the question again????


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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

You'd be doing her a favor. She can move on to fvcking a real man, like Eric.

:lol:

Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

Maybe its just you Indians because ya'l eat alot of spices.

You haven't lived till you've licked cumin powder off a chicks tits.

:huh:

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i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

You'd be doing her a favor. She can move on to fvcking a real man, like Eric.

pwned!!!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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You haven't lived till you've licked cumin powder off a chicks tits.

:huh:

Did the first three letters of that spice throw you off?

not me..turns my tongue red..i perfer haberno sauce...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

You'd be doing her a favor. She can move on to fvcking a real man, like Eric.

pwned!!!

I second that....

What a tool.

Ever heard of GI conditions dude ???

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You haven't lived till you've licked cumin powder off a chicks tits.

:huh:

Did the first three letters of that spice throw you off?

not me..turns my tongue red..i perfer haberno sauce...

Spices aren't about seeing who's butthole-dragon can breathe more fire, they're about taste.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

 

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