FW: McCain Ad Shocke

[almaty 19]

uly 31, 2008

Britney, Paris Air Savage Anti-McCain Ad

Party Gals Slam Mac in Negative Spot

One day after Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) broadcast an anti-Obama ad in which he compared the presumptive Democratic nominee to celebrities Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, the two tabloid mainstays fought back with an eviscerating anti-McCain spot of their own.

While Mses. Spears and Hilton said they had planned to remain on the sidelines during the 2008 presidential campaign, Sen. McCain's negative ad "left us no choice," the notorious party gals said today.

"We don't mind John McCain going after us if he sticks to the facts," Ms. Spears said at a New York press conference. "But we are sick of the distortions about our record."

Ms. Hilton said that the McCain ad appeared to link herself and Ms. Spears to Sen. Obama, leading the casual viewer to conclude that the three of them had "the same energy policy."

"Nothing could be further from the truth," said Ms. Spears. "Both of us strongly favor off-shore drilling to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Ms. Hilton said she was also "offended" by the implication that she and Ms. Spears favor a tax on electricity: "We have both been very clear on that issue."

In their anti-McCain spot, the two starlets fight fire with fire, comparing Sen. McCain to the Joker from the smash-hit film "The Dark Knight."

"It's perfectly fair," Ms. Spears said of the ad. "They both have pasty white faces and totally creepy smiles."

Elsewhere, Chinese Olympic officials confiscated the poles of the pole vaulting team to prevent athletes from going over the wall.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

McCain: "Vote for me or I'll blow up a hospital. I'm a man of my wuurrrd"

[Niels Bohr 72]

Britney Spears has the brains for Energy Policy? Paris Hilton too? What has the world been upto? No legit experts around to follow anymore in the media.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...woah, Ms. Spears could run for office one day.

[almaty 19]

Nothing could be further from the truth," said Ms. Spears. "Both of us strongly favor off-shore drilling to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Ms. Hilton said she was also "offended" by the implication that she and Ms. Spears favor a tax on electricity: "We have both been very clear on that issue."

that know more about issues than most americans///

[Niels Bohr 72]

Nothing could be further from the truth," said Ms. Spears. "Both of us strongly favor off-shore drilling to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Ms. Hilton said she was also "offended" by the implication that she and Ms. Spears favor a tax on electricity: "We have both been very clear on that issue."

that know more about issues than most americans///

True. It's their PR people who are responding to real life questions though.

[almaty 19]

well, i don't know... brittany won jeopardy one time

[mendeleev 69]

...woah, Ms. Spears could run for office one day.

Its possible. Ronald Reagan did.

[Niels Bohr 72]

Incompetent people may run for office if they have a name in the media. As long as they have advisors to help them, they could run for office. Look at Arnold "The Terminator" Swartzenegger. I doubt he took high levels political science courses, or had an exeperience in a public office. It's technically the advisors giving options to him to choose from the table. He choose whichever one he feels in his mind what's good.

This reminds me of when that fat man in Family Guy was promoted to the CEO of a ciggerette manufacturing company.

[Peikko 1,575]

This is simply a parody piece...funny though.

Arnie is really not the worst governor out there - I am as surprised about this as anyone.

[Ken y Leidys 20]

Look at Arnold "The Terminator" Swartzenegger. I doubt he took high levels political science courses, or had an exeperience in a public office.

But his father was a "Police Officer" during WWII.

The brief entry in one of millions of documents stored at the Austrian State Archives shows that Gustav Schwarzenegger, the late father of the film star now running for governor of California, was a volunteer member of the Sturmabteilung, or SA — the notorious Nazi storm troopers also known as brownshirts.

Source: USA Today

Edited August 3, 2008 by Ken y Onelis

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Did you get this out of the onion?

Did you get this out of the onion?

[IAMX 3,055]

Well, glad that was cleared up. Just superimpose McCain's head in place of Obama in that ad and all is fixed.

[Niels Bohr 72]

Look at Arnold "The Terminator" Swartzenegger. I doubt he took high levels political science courses, or had an exeperience in a public office.

But his father was a "Police Officer" during WWII.

The brief entry in one of millions of documents stored at the Austrian State Archives shows that Gustav Schwarzenegger, the late father of the film star now running for governor of California, was a volunteer member of the Sturmabteilung, or SA — the notorious Nazi storm troopers also known as brownshirts.

Source: USA Today

LOL

True, if my father is an alcoholic then I'm one too!