Foreign men vs. American men

[MrsCat 6]

I'm the foreign wife married to the DEMOCRAT male USC. My husband is hard working in a blue collar job, and I also hard working in a state job. We both clean, we both cook and I will just say for the record that I can eff as well or better than any of those South American/Eastern European girls.

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation....That is right ladies and gentleman, my name is Amanda and I am a Canadian woman who LOVES family, will clean the dishes in 5 inch heels and still has energy for sex.

Sweet Jebus - Are you my long lost sister?

[Staashi 371]

Ok, we have a spouse of a foreign male democrat in the house.

Where are all the spouses of American male democrats?

Is the gay marriage ban getting in the way?

I think so. All the american male democrats are in California getting married to other american male democrats.

As opposed to the republican men cruising the men's room

Hehehe...welcome to Florida, where we had a State senator say that he thought a big black man was going to jump him in the bathroom so he offered him $20 to suck his D!!!. God I love this State!

You say that like you don't believe his story!

No, I do believe this story - totally true...some sh!t you just can't make up.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/11/17/State/Al...s_from_Ho.shtml

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

I'm the foreign wife married to the DEMOCRAT male USC. My husband is hard working in a blue collar job, and I also hard working in a state job. We both clean, we both cook and I will just say for the record that I can eff as well or better than any of those South American/Eastern European girls.

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation....That is right ladies and gentleman, my name is Amanda and I am a Canadian woman who LOVES family, will clean the dishes in 5 inch heels and still has energy for sex.

i think you are really brazilian.

[Turboguy 6]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

Now, that's just crazy talk. Everyone knows that girls don't fart or belch.

[Brad and Vika 129]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

C'mon n' PREACH brau!!

[MrsCat 6]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

[DeadPoolX 9]

I'm the foreign wife married to the DEMOCRAT male USC. My husband is hard working in a blue collar job, and I also hard working in a state job. We both clean, we both cook and I will just say for the record that I can eff as well or better than any of those South American/Eastern European girls.

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation....That is right ladies and gentleman, my name is Amanda and I am a Canadian woman who LOVES family, will clean the dishes in 5 inch heels and still has energy for sex.

This sounds like a meeting of "Canadians Anonymous" or something...

[YOU] "Hi everyone, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Amanda and I'm a Canadian woman who LOVES family, will clean the dishes in 5 inch heels and still has energy for sex."

[GROUP] "Hi, Amanda!"

[GROUP LEADER] "That's great. Now... who wants beaver tails?!"

[thetreble 19]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

I am not bragging about ANYTHING. Have you ever heard of sarcasm? I do not swear like a truck driver or belch. I am a young lady who has a state job and is working towards a Masters Degree in British Literature.

Get a sense of humour and then we can talk.

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

I am not bragging about ANYTHING. Have you ever heard of sarcasm? I do not swear like a truck driver or belch. I am a young lady who has a state job and is working towards a Masters Degree in British Literature.

Get a sense of humour and then we can talk.

so um, what kinda beer?

[*JG* 2]

Men are men are men. They all have their problems.

[thetreble 19]

so um, what kinda beer?

I will pretty much drink anything amber in colour. I like to stay true to my Molson Canadian, but I drink a lot of crappy Miller Light here in the US. If I'm at a pub, I will drink Stella. Occasionally I will have a pint of bitter like boddingtons.

[morocco4ever 63]

On top of that, I can drink 10+ beers and still hold a proper conversation

You are bragging about that? Avoiding women like that is what sent me overseas to look for a woman. We have tons of women here who can down 10 beers, swear like a truckdriver, fart and belch with any man and would look at home changing the oil in most any car.

Ummmm.....Where exactly were you looking for women when you found this type? Gawd!!

[thetreble 19]

Ummmm.....Where exactly were you looking for women when you found this type? Gawd!!

In Russia! Don't you know that almost all Russian women are like this?

Edited August 4, 2008 by thetreble

[morocco4ever 63]

Ummmm.....Where exactly were you looking for women when you found this type? Gawd!!

In Russia! Don't you know that almost all Russian women are like this?

lol

Of all of the women I have known over the years I can honestly say that only about 5% fit into the category that turbguy mentioned. So he looked into a different country to find a woman for that reason? Perhaps he should have stayed out of the truckers lounges and joined into mainstream USA before he took that route.

BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Edited August 4, 2008 by morocco4ever