Climatologists Secure Funding To Breed Glaciers In Captivity

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FAIRBANKS, AK—Researchers from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration received a $42 million federal grant for a captive-glacier breeding project that will attempt to spawn three to five of the massive, slow-moving bodies of land-carving ice by 2020. "As the number of glaciers worldwide is less than half what it was 40 years ago, it is evident that we must do something to improve glacial fertility or they will face imminent extinction," said NOAA chief glacier behaviorist Ingrid Boorstein at a press conference at the future site of the National Indoor Glacier Preserve in central Alaska. "We've already sent teams of specially trained climbers to collect the Aletsch Glacier in Switzerland, Vatnajökull in Iceland, and the Siachen in the Himalayas to establish mating pairs."The NOAA has received heavy criticism for its past failed attempts to reintroduce wild glaciers into their former Ice Age habitats in Central Europe and on the plains of the American Midwest.

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[natty bumppo 297]

show the glaciers some good porn flicks ... maybe that will give them some ideas on how to make more ...

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

her: so what did you do at work today, honey?

him: i bred two glaciers!

her: cool! how long till you know if it worked?

him: thousands of years.........

[Kathryn41 3,205]

hmm - not sure of the wisdom of showing glaciers porn - they might get too 'hot'!

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

hmm - not sure of the wisdom of showing glaciers porn - they might get too 'hot'!

[natty bumppo 297]

hmm - not sure of the wisdom of showing glaciers porn - they might get too 'hot'!

well ... things will definitely get wet and slippery

[Teacher Mark 53]

This gives new meaning to the term "Ice Queen".

[Sassy1natl 0]

One time when it's okay to be frigid?

[crazyinEgypt 0]

now the glaciers are sexual?

[natty bumppo 297]

imagine one day at work ...

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the next day ....

i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i .........

10 years later ....

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[sunandmoon 450]

now the glaciers are sexual?

which brings up the question, how do you tell the gender of a glacier?

[Kathryn41 3,205]

well the females probably have lot of crevasses and cirques and express glacial milk while the males probably experience more glacial surge and leave more glacial deposits . . .

[Teacher Mark 53]

Here, I found a picture of 2 of them "doing it". If their are children in the room shield their eyes:

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

well the females probably have lot of crevasses and cirques and express glacial milk while the males probably experience more glacial surge and leave more glacial deposits . . .