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That was charles. He had beans last night.

lol.. i thought it was another earthquake

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How to Make your husband Happy

Obey his sex thirst!

If he wants it in the kitchen, do it!

If he wants it in the bathroom, do it!

If he wants it in the car, do it!

Just do it! :dance:

And if she doesn't listen, the impudent #####, spank!

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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what a load of #######

Do all this and for what...to see the door slam behind their 10yr greencard azz? bull pucky i say.

Sorry, I'm waiting for my anti-depressant to kick in.

:ot2:

Jackie

With that attitude no marriage will last.

This is all good advice regardless of your religion. Both the husband and wife should be working very hard to please each other.

And there is never a reason to hit a woman period.

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is it just me or ..........He should not hit her hard injuring her, or hit her on her face or on sensitive parts of her body. :whistle: that might be a good idea to consider unless you want to die :thumbs:

he is NOT allowed to hit her hard or injure her in any way.......he is suppose to use this only if all else fails......how ever most men do not use this even if everything else has failed..........

how bout not hitting her at all, ever, under any circumstances

point in hand,

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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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This is all good advice regardless of your religion ... And there is never a reason to hit a woman period.

All good advice? It permits men to hit women...just not too hard ;)

Maybe you should read and not just skim.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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is it just me or ..........He should not hit her hard injuring her, or hit her on her face or on sensitive parts of her body. :whistle: that might be a good idea to consider unless you want to die :thumbs:

he is NOT allowed to hit her hard or injure her in any way.......he is suppose to use this only if all else fails......how ever most men do not use this even if everything else has failed..........

how bout not hitting her at all, ever, under any circumstances

point in hand,

A real man would never hit a woman. It takes more strength to not hit her than hitting her.

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This is all good advice regardless of your religion ... And there is never a reason to hit a woman period.

All good advice? It permits men to hit women...just not too hard ;)

Maybe you should read and not just skim.

I edited my post and stated you should never hit a woman, sorry.

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That was charles. He had beans last night.

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is it just me or ..........He should not hit her hard injuring her, or hit her on her face or on sensitive parts of her body. :whistle: that might be a good idea to consider unless you want to die :thumbs:

he is NOT allowed to hit her hard or injure her in any way.......he is suppose to use this only if all else fails......how ever most men do not use this even if everything else has failed..........

how bout not hitting her at all, ever, under any circumstances

point in hand,

A real man would never hit a woman. It takes more strength to not hit her than hitting her.

:thumbs: Amen!!


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