Misunderstood Lyrics in Songs

[DeadPoolX 9]

I was just wondering how many of you have listened to a song and heard the lyrics to a song incorrectly? Sometimes it's almost impossible to make out what the singer is actually saying, but assuming you can, have you misunderstood what the singer has said? If so, what song and what did you think he or she sang?

I'll give an example. Johnny Rivers sings the song "Secret Agent Man" but every time I hear it, I swear I think he's saying "Secret Asian Man." I know he's not, but it does make the song a little more interesting.

[Nagishkaw 510]

'Louie Louie' baffles me to this day.

[*JG* 2]

I always laugh when I hear people sing "Blinded by the Light. Wrapped up like a DOUCHE......"

[Jenn! 918]

http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php

None of these are really very funny though.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I always laugh when I hear people sing "Blinded by the Light. Wrapped up like a DOUCHE......"

Hahaha. I always wondered what it is like to be wrapped up like a douche.

[Ban Hammer 14,302]

flies in the vaseline....surely make you lose your mind.

the eagles "life in the fast lane" as heard by my mom.

[*JG* 2]

Well, I suppose "Superman" by Soulja Bwoy is misunderstood. Cause if parents knew what the lyrics really meant, they probably wouldn't let their kids listen to it.

[DeadPoolX 9]

Well, I suppose "Superman" by Soulja Bwoy is misunderstood. Cause if parents knew what the lyrics really meant, they probably wouldn't let their kids listen to it.

I take it that the song is not about an orphan Kryptonian named Kal-El then?

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Nope, sure isn't. I don't think Superman ever super soaked that ho. :lol:

[*JG* 2]

Well, I suppose "Superman" by Soulja Bwoy is misunderstood. Cause if parents knew what the lyrics really meant, they probably wouldn't let their kids listen to it.

I take it that the song is not about an orphan Kryptonian named Kal-El then?

Nope. And, it's not a red fabric cape either.

[Miranda&James 8]

I was just wondering how many of you have listened to a song and heard the lyrics to a song incorrectly? Sometimes it's almost impossible to make out what the singer is actually saying, but assuming you can, have you misunderstood what the singer has said? If so, what song and what did you think he or she sang?

I'll give an example. Johnny Rivers sings the song "Secret Agent Man" but every time I hear it, I swear I think he's saying "Secret Asian Man." I know he's not, but it does make the song a little more interesting.

I think Secret Asian Man is much better anyways

http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php

None of these are really very funny though.

Maybe I'm just in one of those laughing moods but the ones on that site are cracking me up!

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

flies in the vaseline....surely make you lose your mind.

the eagles "life in the fast lane" as heard by my mom.

Flies in the vaseline we are

Sometimes it blows my mind

Keep getting stuck here all the time

Sorry, it made me think of STP.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I have one that no one here will be familiar with. One of my favorite bands, Mew, has a great one. The song 156 starts out, "From my boat, I can see your house," but his danish accent makes it sound like "From my butt, I can see your house."

Edited March 4, 2008 by AnewKINDofFEELIN

[panamania79 2]

I was just wondering how many of you have listened to a song and heard the lyrics to a song incorrectly? Sometimes it's almost impossible to make out what the singer is actually saying, but assuming you can, have you misunderstood what the singer has said? If so, what song and what did you think he or she sang?

I'll give an example. Johnny Rivers sings the song "Secret Agent Man" but every time I hear it, I swear I think he's saying "Secret Asian Man." I know he's not, but it does make the song a little more interesting.

When I was a little kid I thought Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" was "Feel the Ocean."

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

"Feel The Reefer" for Blue Oyster Cult's "Fear The Reaper"