Airplane Etiquette

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if you are praying

6. Then run this screen.

He will either shut up or move after he regains composure.

[Ban Hammer 12,880]

[Dan J 277]

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if you are praying

6. Then run this screen.

He will either shut up or move after he regains composure.

7. He then alerts the flight attendant, who then request the pilots to make an emergency landing.

8. You are then forcefully removed and sent to Guantanamo.

9. You might get your phone call in 3-5 years

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I saw that one about a year ago. Suppose the Federal Air Marshall would laugh? I would. but for some reason I see problems!

[Aymerlu 3]

[Amby 490]

the only time I'm annoyed is by the person in front of me who insists on laying their seat back into my lap so my bomb countdown wouldn't do any good!

[Mary Lou 673]

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if you are praying

6. Then run this screen.

He will either shut up or move after he regains composure.

7. He then alerts the flight attendant, who then request the pilots to make an emergency landing.

8. You are then forcefully removed and sent to Guantanamo.

9. You might get your phone call in 3-5 years

[tenderheartusa79 14]

what about if he /she will keep irritating me and say hmmmm do you have any porn movies in that damn note book LOOOOOOOOOOL it would be awesome more than that damn screen

[mnieto 2]

[Miranda&James 8]

the only time I'm annoyed is by the person in front of me who insists on laying their seat back into my lap so my bomb countdown wouldn't do any good!

That's when you start "accidentally" bumping into the seat.

[Amby 490]

the only time I'm annoyed is by the person in front of me who insists on laying their seat back into my lap so my bomb countdown wouldn't do any good!

That's when you start "accidentally" bumping into the seat.

I'm not so nice I'm pretty tall I actually slam into the back of their seat full force a few times kinda like shoulder charge it. Then I kick it constantly like a little kid until they put it up. If all else fails when they fall aslep I take their pillows and they wake up looking for them it's so fun!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

seems someone posted this last year and it didnt go over so well.....

[Ban Hammer 12,880]

the only time I'm annoyed is by the person in front of me who insists on laying their seat back into my lap so my bomb countdown wouldn't do any good!

That's when you start "accidentally" bumping into the seat.

I'm not so nice I'm pretty tall I actually slam into the back of their seat full force a few times kinda like shoulder charge it. Then I kick it constantly like a little kid until they put it up. If all else fails when they fall aslep I take their pillows and they wake up looking for them it's so fun!

i don't care if someone puts their seat back, but i do care if someone behind me hits mine.

[Anna C. 4]

I hate that too if they put their seats back so I don't have anymore space. Extremely rude!!!! Next time I fly I will be 4 months pregnant which gives me enough reason to speak up and make them sit straight like everyone else... It is so rude to move the seat back in economy class - purely egoistic and so inconsiderate!

[Dan J 277]

I hate that too if they put their seats back so I don't have anymore space. Extremely rude!!!! Next time I fly I will be 4 months pregnant which gives me enough reason to speak up and make them sit straight like everyone else... It is so rude to move the seat back in economy class - purely egoistic and so inconsiderate!

Rude for putting a seat back? Really? Then why is it even possible?

Economy class seats allow enough room for the average person. But if you need more, go for the higher class.