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PlatyPius Experienced

PlatyPius   5

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I might have pancakes tomorrow for breakfast IHOP style.

You are in violation of the "Non-Utterance of Pancakes" law and will soon be terminated.

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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mmm banana pancakes

Nessa, Nessa, Nessa....

Didn't you read?

It has been decreed that NO one can have pancakes until next Tuesday. Until then, they don't exist. You are not to mention the word pancakes until then.

Thank you for your compliance.

that's it. Now I'm craving pancakes. I want me pancakes! now!! :protest:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,853

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mmm banana pancakes

Nessa, Nessa, Nessa....

Didn't you read?

It has been decreed that NO one can have pancakes until next Tuesday. Until then, they don't exist. You are not to mention the word pancakes until then.

Thank you for your compliance.

that's it. Now I'm craving pancakes. I want me pancakes! now!! :protest:

check with queen becca, i hear she makes a killer short stack.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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eric&gen   0

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Go ahead help yourself whats the hold up. :jest:

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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rebeccajo   14

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mmm banana pancakes

Nessa, Nessa, Nessa....

Didn't you read?

It has been decreed that NO one can have pancakes until next Tuesday. Until then, they don't exist. You are not to mention the word pancakes until then.

Thank you for your compliance.

that's it. Now I'm craving pancakes. I want me pancakes! now!! :protest:

check with queen becca, i hear she makes a killer short stack.

Got it.

You want the American variety or the British kind that nobody-in-the-know has ever heard of?

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Sister Fracas   5

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Got it.

You want the American variety or the British kind that nobody-in-the-know has ever heard of?

:o:jest::jest::jest::jest::jest:

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26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
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02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,853

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mmm banana pancakes

Nessa, Nessa, Nessa....

Didn't you read?

It has been decreed that NO one can have pancakes until next Tuesday. Until then, they don't exist. You are not to mention the word pancakes until then.

Thank you for your compliance.

that's it. Now I'm craving pancakes. I want me pancakes! now!! :protest:

check with queen becca, i hear she makes a killer short stack.

Got it.

You want the American variety or the British kind that nobody-in-the-know has ever heard of?

american ty. not interested in that brit recipe with cucumbers or tomatoes......

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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no name   1

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mmm banana pancakes

Nessa, Nessa, Nessa....

Didn't you read?

It has been decreed that NO one can have pancakes until next Tuesday. Until then, they don't exist. You are not to mention the word pancakes until then.

Thank you for your compliance.

that's it. Now I'm craving pancakes. I want me pancakes! now!! :protest:

check with queen becca, i hear she makes a killer short stack.

Got it.

You want the American variety or the British kind that nobody-in-the-know has ever heard of?

Misquoting me already??? :lol:

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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queen becca recipe please me want me pancake :D



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Sister Fracas   5

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american ty. not interested in that brit recipe with cucumbers or tomatoes......

pffft...what do you know... they come with sugar and lemon

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26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,853

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american ty. not interested in that brit recipe with cucumbers or tomatoes......

pffft...what do you know... they come with sugar and lemon

i seen a brit make a sandwich outta cucumbers once :protest: i figued they did the same thing with pancakes.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Sister Fracas   5

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american ty. not interested in that brit recipe with cucumbers or tomatoes......

pffft...what do you know... they come with sugar and lemon

i seen a brit make a sandwich outta cucumbers once :protest: i figued they did the same thing with pancakes.

mmm, cucumber and cream-cheese on a lil finger sammich with afternoon tea... sounds lovely! *puts pinkie finger out*

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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cucumber sandwich, that sounds interesting.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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