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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

nope, no white flag... :unsure:

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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

nope, no white flag... :unsure:

Do you, perchance, own a flame-thrower?

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

nope, no white flag... :unsure:

Do you, perchance, own a flame-thrower?

nope, but my hubby has a welding torch..... will that work?

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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

nope, no white flag... :unsure:

Do you, perchance, own a flame-thrower?

nope, but my hubby has a welding torch..... will that work?

At a pinch.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Marilyn. Grand Master

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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

nope, no white flag... :unsure:

Do you, perchance, own a flame-thrower?

nope, but my hubby has a welding torch..... will that work?

At a pinch.

in a pinch... :whistle:

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You guys are so lucky I started this thread. I won't have this thread locked.

Rock on!

Does get a little annoying doesn't it? Psychiatrists would have a fun time with that.... Displays of power and control by having topics closed when they don't follow your precise directives.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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You guys are so lucky I started this thread. I won't have this thread locked.

Rock on!

Does get a little annoying doesn't it? Psychiatrists would have a fun time with that.... Displays of power and control by having topics closed when they don't follow your precise directives.

;) Yup

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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What next...illegals in Congress???

Can't. One has to be a US citizen to run for Congress.

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

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You guys are so lucky I started this thread. I won't have this thread locked.

Rock on!

You are a kind and noble master.

Troll for Mod!

I-130 Timeline with USCIS:

It took 92 days for I-130 to get approved from the filing date

NVC Process of I-130:

It took 78 days to complete the NVC process

Interview Process at The U.S. Embassy

Interview took 223 days from the I-130 filing date. Immigrant Visa was issued right after the interview

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