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Good news, at least until some Fed judge declares it void. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kim Reynolds signs Texas-style immigration law criminalizing 'illegal reentry' into Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds has signed a Texas-style immigration law allowing Iowa officers to arrest undocumented immigrants under a new crime of "illegal reentry" into the state. Reynolds signed Senate File 2340 Wednesday, making it a crime to attempt to enter Iowa after being previously deported or barred from entering the United States. It takes effect July 1. [...] https://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/politics/2024/04/10/reynolds-signs-law-letting-iowa-police-arrest-undocumented-immigrants-texas-illegal-reentry/73279222007/

Like Bidementia's brain?

Couldn't believe that this was the lead story on NBC Nightly News, given the apparent race of the perpetrator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 dead, 13 injured after man 'intentionally' crashed 18-wheeler into Brenham DPS office because he was denied CDL BRENHAM, Texas – Officials said that one person was killed and 13 people were injured after a man, driving an 18-wheeler, intentionally crashed into a Department of Public Safety office in Brenham Friday. [...] https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/04/12/multiple-injured-after-commercial-vehicle-crashes-into-dps-office-in-brenham/

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended both ESs and Many (2x2x2 -1) of the Many (2x2x2 +1) ESs, attend we man. Most of the ESs were full-casa, only way to do it man. Despite the above, only one ES yielded the measly take, see and man: -- ~half-full bottle Tide laundry soap = $2, steal man Total = $2

Safest and probably quickest to pick it up in person. Let us know when it's in hand.

Never saw your dog before -- a magnificent creature!

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Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order ATLANTA, GA — What began as a seemingly harmless visit to a local Chick-fil-A turned into a new legal quagmire for former President Donald Trump, as he was indicted today for taking more sauces than he actually needed for his order. The news broke as Trump made headlines for his positive reception at the popular eatery, with customers and employees fawning over him as he ordered his food. A spokesperson for the Department of Justice held a press briefing to announce the indictment. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-taking-more-chick-fil-a-sauces-than-he-actually-needed-for-his-order

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a new diet craze is sweeping across the nation. Known as the Biden Diet, the principle is simple; you spend the same amount of money on groceries as you were before, but you only get half the amount of food. Google searches for "Biden Diet" have surged 3,000% in the last month, and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less

Uh, wow... ~~~~~~~~ 4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights PORTLAND, OR — In a brilliant last-minute move to avoid being painfully murdered by abortion doctors, a local baby has claimed "squatter's rights" indefinitely. Sources say the late-term abortion procedure was halted at the last minute as the baby confirmed via sign language over ultrasound that he had the legal right to remain in his mother's womb under Oregon law. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-baby-about-to-be-aborted-claims-squatters-rights

This is satisfying to read. --------------------------- Chinese Immigrant Wrecks Gun Control Argument With One Question A Chinese immigrant emphasized to activist David Hogg what the Founding Fathers knew so well — that violating the right to keep and bear arms is the first and most vital step for any would-be tyrant. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/04/11/chinese-immigrant-wrecks-gun-control-argument-with-one-question-n4928093

Is a Preemptive Strike in the Offing? Perhaps the most worrisome news of the day is the Iranian threat to launch a massive drone and missile attack against Israel. Up to this time, Iran has worked with considerable effect through its proxies, principally the Houthis in Yemen, Hamas in Gaza, Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and — if it is not too far-fetched to suggest — Iran's increasingly reliable proxy outrider the United States of America under the feckless and incompetent Joe Biden. [...] https://pjmedia.com/david-solway-2/2024/04/11/is-a-preemptive-strike-in-the-offing-n4928096

'Death to America' Mayor Insists That 'Dearborn is a City of Proud Americans,' Convinces No One The alarming scene that unfolded last Friday in Dearborn, Mich., with Muslim protesters chanting "Death to America," has resulted in some fallout for the city's mayor, Abdullah Hammoud. While Old Joe Biden and his henchmen are happily taking a wrecking ball to the former Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, they don't go around telegraphing their intentions. Their friends in Dearborn were a bit too forthright about what the ultimate goal of the policies that the left and their Islamic allies really are, so reassuring words had to be uttered and the public put back to sleep. Hammoud found, however, that at least some people had been jolted away much too rudely for that to be possible. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/04/11/death-to-america-mayor-insists-dearborn-is-a-city-of-proud-americans-convinces-no-one-n4928112

Cover-up! ~~~~~~~~~ What Happened to the 6-Year-Old Shooter's Disciplinary File? Yesterday I wrote about the grand jury report which was released in connection with the 2023 shooting of Abby Zwerner, a first grade teacher in Newport News, VA who was shot by one of her 6-year-old students. There's another aspect of this story that I didn't delve into yesterday but I looked into it further today. After the shooting, police searched the school for a disciplinary file belonging to the 6-year-old shooter. There should have been two copies of this file in the school but both had disappeared. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/04/11/what-happened-to-the-6-year-old-shooters-disciplinary-file-n3786377

Inflation never went away The government announced Wednesday morning that inflation rose 0.4% in March, part of a 3.5% increase on an annual basis. The rise, which clearly means that inflation is not subsiding, took some big media outlets by surprise. The New York Times said the increase in prices was "unexpectedly sharp." The Washington Post called it "hotter than expected." For months, commentators in some of those outlets had praised President Joe Biden for bringing inflation under control. Some actually urged the president to be more aggressive in claiming credit for it. After Wednesday morning, there was less of that kind of talk. The fact is, inflation has risen slowly but steadily for the last six months. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/2961865/inflation-never-went-away/

If all of her recommendations seem to be according to a standard template, they'll have little impact. In general, recommenders should say the following: -- who they are (a brief couple of sentences) -- how they interacted with your niece, and for how long and how intensely; -- their honest prediction regarding her motivation and success; -- a strong endorsement of her admission. You might search the U. of Oregon website for the student council, and write to its president to ask for insights on what to emphasize in the letters and whom to address (using an Admissions Officer's name is far better than beginning with "To whom it concerns"). Our VJ member Carmel34 is a high-ranked university official; you might send him a private message.

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Slept poorly, inadequate zzz we man. Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. An attempted siesta thereafter failed, inadequate zzz we man. Mama T-B.'s doc caucus was at half-past 1 p.m., totally ruining the day man. We took and waited on her, hourlong man. Returned to casa and attempted second siesta, not much of a better result man. Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, Two Guys eve man. Din-din was from Subway WUOC, ingest Two Guys and financially savvy we man. Watched some Contraband Police on YouTube, however no popcorn man. Mini-B. then wanted to play V.R., well OK man. Returned Mini-B. by appointed time, end of Two Guys eve man. We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- ESs for Friday, si man. Unsure about party with the rubias tonight, sleepy we man. Miu is banging around on something downstairs, must go investigate man.

Interesting article. I certainly agree with the analysis of Family Dollar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dollar stores are shutting down across America. They did this to themselves [...] Years of strategic mistakes and underinvestment have plagued Family Dollar and 99 Cents Only, retail analysts say. [...] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dollar-stores-shutting-down-across-103026987.html

And with his own descendant, no less. Revolting. "Nothing to see here; move along, please..."

English-only etc.! The rule began in the late '70s. It was lifted far too many years later, certainly in the '80s.

When he was declared Not Guilty, all the melanin-intensive girls in my then-office squealed in delight.

His hair is still aroused.

These people are insane and should be institutionalized.

Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is "almost" too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University's Astronomy Department. The Board of Overseers at the prestigious Ivy League institution was reportedly wowed by Jackson Lee's insights into the cosmos, with the school immediately seeking to get in touch with her about the department head position. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-named-head-of-harvard-astronomy-department

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It's Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce HOUSTON, TX — Texas Congresswoman and astronomy expert Sheila Jackson Lee has come out in opposition to SpaceX founder Elon Musk's vision to establish human settlements on other planets and asked why Musk would want to colonize Mars since it's just a giant ball of spaghetti sauce. Jackson Lee criticized Musk for wasting time and billions of dollars planning a Martian colony when it was obvious that [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-asks-why-elon-musk-wants-to-colonize-mars-since-its-just-a-giant-ball-of-spaghetti-sauce