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  1. He was quite a, uh, force, and his voice was all-time.
  2. This should be adequate to show the connection between your maiden and married names.
  3. Thread is moved from the K-3 Process forum to the "Bringing Family of Permanent Residents" forum.
  4. Liz Cheney's Kamala Endorsement: A Symptom of Elite Panic Perhaps my favorite moment in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s speech announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign and endorsement of Donald Trump was the rhetorical question, "Who needs a policy when you have Trump to hate?" I was reminded of that in the last couple of days as first Liz and then her father, ####### Cheney, declared that they were endorsing Kamala Harris for president. I guess the legacy media regards those endorsements as big news because if you try to search for some of the blistering attacks Liz Cheney unleashed on Harris in the past, all you get is a solid wall of rah-rah headlines about what a big deal it is that the Cheneys turned on their party and endorsed Kamala. My own feeling is that Ann Coulter got it exactly right in her amusing post on X: [...] https://amgreatness.com/2024/09/08/liz-cheneys-kamala-endorsement-a-symptom-of-elite-panic/
  5. Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The ghost of Richard Daley: Democrats aren't creating disorder; they're preserving it In 1968, in the midst Democratic convention riots, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley famously declared, "The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder." Democratic state election officials appear to have adopted a similar approach to the upcoming election. In states such as North Carolina and Michigan, Democrats are fighting to keep the name of Robert Kennedy, Jr. on the ballot even though he withdrew from the race and endorsed former president Donald Trump. These are key states where the misplacement of even 1 percent of votes could turn the outcome of not just the state but the entire election. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4867314-democratic-officials-fight-to-keep-candidates-on-ballot/
  6. Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: We did not leave the casa, normally ideal Sunday man. Warshered/baked/folded 2 LLs (one = the thrift shop/ES purchases), domestic we man. Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man. A semisuccessful siesta was taken, partially zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. Mini-B. quite delayed in being brought over, delayed Two Guys week man. He was finishing non-P-Math hoamwurk, said ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. It was actually a class assignment undone because his skool computer died, unalert ex-she man. Mini-B. is supposed to charge it nightly, man. The actual hoamwurk had not been started at all, man! Mini-B. was dead tired already, having been socially dragged around by ex-Mrs.-T-B. all weekend, man. Trying to get him to do the hoamwurk was unpleasant, why should it have been our job man. We have to arise at o'dark-Many for Band sectional, dratted Band taking over everything man. He will have a late night Tuesday because of Band, too, ball game performance man. We're fed up after barely only one month of skool, up-fed and we man. Stupid pre-hurricane on its way, track undeterminable man. We are sick of hurricanes and rain, enough already man. On the bright side, miu was distinctly excited to have Big Bruddah back, overjoyed miu man. On Monday, we plan to take Uncle T-B. to get his new glasses, finally ready man. No party with the rubias tonight, irritated we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
  7. Yee-HAAAAA! (Quote for T-B.'s self:)
  8. Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad [...] "We waited and waited," said one anonymous Harris staffer, "but no one would answer our ad. Things were getting down to the wire — heads were about to roll — when up rolled Tim Walz. His application mentioned experience stoking race riots and transing kids, but good grief was he a psycho in the interview. He wouldn't stop [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-admits-tim-walz-was-the-only-candidate-that-answered-their-craigslist-ad
  9. 'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By DickCheney And Vladimir Putin [...] According to a top-ranking official in the DNC who spoke on condition of anonymity, Kamala's recent endorsements have left insiders a bit unsettled. "I mean, DickCheney? Seriously?" said the woman. "I'm really starting to question where we might have gone astray. So far, we have the support of Iran, Hamas, Putin, and DickCheney. That is...not a great list." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/maybe-we-went-wrong-somewhere-thinks-party-whose-candidate-just-got-endorsed-by-#######-cheney-and-vladimir-putin
  10. Kamala Quietly Asks Aides If She Should Just Try Sleeping With The Economy U.S. — Vice President Kamala Harris was seen by several witnesses this week ask aides if maybe she should try sleeping with the United States economy. "Would that help?" Harris reportedly asked, the question punctuated by nervous laughter. According to sources, it took her team several minutes to figure out what she was talking about since she first broached the subject with vague questions about the economy's idea of the perfect date and whether or not it was seeing anybody. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-quietly-asks-aides-if-she-should-just-try-sleeping-with-the-economy
  11. Violent Venezuelan Gang Members Are EVERYWHERE: Latest Arrest Happened in Rural Wisconsin Sanctuary cities will not be shouldering the burden of illegal immigrants for long. While violent Venezuelan gang members run roughshod over the residents of Aurora, CO and Chicago, IL, we told you about Haitian immigrants causing problems in Springfield, OH (a red area of a red state). Now a Venezuelan gang member was arrested in Prairie du Chien, WI, a rural town on the Wisconsin side of the Mississippi River: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/07/violent-venezuelan-gang-members-are-everywhere-latest-arrest-happened-in-rural-wisconsin-n2400627
  12. It is Sunday -- time for our stress-relieving, good-news-evoking* Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ============================================================== THE MAN, THE CAMERA, AND HIS BUTT Two guys were sitting in their hospital beds, having a little chat. The first guy asked the second, "What are you in for?" "Camera down the throat," the second guy replied. "Oh, endoscopy?" the first guy asked. The second guy said, "Yeah, checking for stomach cancer. How about you?" "Camera up the butt," the first guy said. "Oh, checking for bowel cancer?" asked the second guy. The first guy said, "No; my neighbor's girlfriend was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo."
  13. FBI Foils Mass Shooting Plan to 'Rack Up a Lot of Jews' The New York Joint Terrorism Task Force of the FBI, working with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), apprehended terror suspect Mohammed Khan for planning a terror attack in Brooklyn, New York City. FBI's undercover investigators communicated with Khan via encrypted message apps and learned that he planned a mass shooting at an undisclosed Jewish center in Brooklyn. Khan planned the attack to take place on or near October 7, the anniversary of Hamas' brutal attack on mostly unarmed Israeli civilians, which resulted in an unknown number of rapes, roughly 1,200 deaths, and many hostages. [...] https://pjmedia.com/kevindowneyjr/2024/09/07/fbi-foils-mass-shooting-of-brooklyn-jews-n4932340
  14. Americans Lose Jobs as Net Gains All for Migrants Native-born Americans have lost more jobs than migrants have gained over the past year. That's Bidenomics! Donald Trump has been viciously attacked (but what else is new?) for claiming 100% of new jobs under Joe Biden have gone to immigrants, including illegal migrants. It turns out that, as usual, Trump was on to something the media doesn't want you to know; namely, that native-born U.S. workers' jobs have dropped more than migrants' jobs have grown. The numbers might shock you. Economist E.J. Antoni posted on X(Twitter), "Aug jobs report shows more pain for native-born Americans, who've lost more than 1.3 million jobs over the last year, while foreign-born workers have gained over 1.2 million jobs - the American worker has been left behind in this 'recovery.'" [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/09/07/americans-lose-jobs-as-net-gains-all-for-migrants-n4932333
  15. Judge in Trump Non-Disclosure and Records Case Sued for Hiding His Disclosures and Records How many data points must you identify before you can identify a pattern? This is a question I've pondered about in the case of New York's Acting Judge Juan Merchan. He is the judge presiding over the bookkeeping and non-disclosure agreement case of Donald Trump. What happens when you hide evidence of a pattern? Ironically—and illegally—Judge Merchan and the people at the oxymoronically-named Ethics Commission for the New York State Unified Court System have been hiding the judge's records and disclosures since 2018. America First Legal is suing both Merchan and ethics overseers for illegally hiding the judge's disclosures for the past seven years. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/09/07/trump-judge-is-sued-by-n4932329
  16. Tigers are just about the most magnificent critters in the animal kingdom.
  17. If you still have them, use them to light a cigar as a parlor trick. Dollars it is, then!
  18. Thanks for your clarifications. In that you've sent your request, let's hope for the best. Be sure to let us know.
  19. In theory, CBP can refuse entry on any basis that a consular officer would refuse to issue a visa. In practice, I've never heard of this happening except in the infamous example posted above. ESTA entry and K-1 entry are in accordance with different standards. Your fiance should get in the correct entry line (ask) and politely answer questions without volunteering unasked-for information. Quit worrying!
  20. Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Called Uncle T-B. to check on senior he man, call we man senior he man man. Uncle T-B. sounded fine and had even refilled his own pill-caddy, amazing initiative man. We got going at about noon, slothful we man. Lunch was a ham sandwich, indict it and ingest we man. Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man. After ES-ing, we went to Big Lots with a $Many-off-$Many coupon, financially savvy we man. We wish that their shelf-stickers matched actual price, had to run back for an extra item man. Lunch was onecan (large) of Armour chili just bought at Big Lots, ingest we man. A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Mow-lawned back & front yards, definitely time man. Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) for job one for recovery man. While we recovered under ceiling fan, Mama T-B. called, aysheep and lecturing senior she man. Went to supermarket for various items, grocery we man. Among these were 2 bottles of r'br, see latest addition to Abbreviations list on first page man. If we consume din-din, it will probably be the last Walmart burrito, 2 weeks out of date now man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. We plan to stay in the casa and watch football on Sunday, plus laundry man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
  21. Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We went to all, reliable we man. The GS, of course, was phantom, we man. The first ES yielded nothing, no man. The 2nd ES yielded the take, see man: -- 2 drawstring short pants for mow-lawning = $Many ($2+2), OK man Total = $Many ($2+2)
  22. Kamala Responds To Criticism Over Lack Of Policies By Posting Another Truck Stop Junk Food Video "Look what I have — a bag of Doritos!" Kamala said as she smiled at the camera. "Doritos are shaped like triangles. Triangles have three sides. Our government has three branches. In this way, our democracy is like Doritos. Don't you love Doritos? HAHAHAHAHA!!!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-responds-to-criticism-over-lack-of-policies-by-posting-another-truck-stop-junk-food-video
  23. The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies Kamala Harris has been very secretive about her policies — in fact, no one really knows if she even has any. Unbeknownst to everyone, however, Kamala has been preparing several policies this whole time. In a world exclusive, The Babylon Bee has gone deep undercover to find the following list of secret policies Kamala Harris and Tim Walz want to institute when they are elected: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-finally-obtained-the-harris-walz-secret-list-of-policies
  24. Droppin' like flies, ain't they? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm Outta Here! 'Disgusted' Alan Dershowitz Announces He's Ditching the Democratic Party [...] Dershowitz has come to the obvious realization: this is not the Democrat Party of old; no, the modern version is a shrill, extremist version that wants to fundamentally transform America into some weird socialist utopia that it was never meant to be. He announced in August on the "Talkline With Zev Brenner Podcast" that he's had enough in a clip that was re-posted Thursday evening and has gone viral on social media. He's no longer a Democrat: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/09/06/im-outta-here-disgusted-alan-dershowitz-announces-hes-ditching-the-democratic-party-n2179011
  25. Everything about Kommie becomes more and more unbelievable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's SO BAD at This: Listen As Kamala LITERALLY READS FROM A SCRIPT During Univision Radio Interview How is Kamala Harris going to function as president? How is she going to conduct meetings with foreign heads of state (except Putin, cause he endorsed her, so they'll be buddies) or her own Cabinet when she can't even do a simple radio interview without literally reading from a script? LISTEN as Kamala literally turns pages while saying we have to 'turn the page' on Trump: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/06/kamala-literally-reading-from-a-script-for-univision-radio-interview-n2400606
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